Cheaper To Keep Her Chords

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G
YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
    G7              
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
     C                    Cm
YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER
      G                 G/f#
YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK 
                    Em
AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK
      C                          D
YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE


CHORUS:
               G          D        G
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
               G          D               G
IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN
 C                  D     G             G/f#     Em
LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT
               G          D        G
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND

G/f#         Em                                  
NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
         G     G/f#
WATCHIN COLOMBO
Em
EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
     D          Cadd9     D
JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO

REPEAT CHORUS

INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/f# Em D

              G          D       G
SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS
       G             D        G
WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS
       G             G7
SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS
          C                Cm
MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
              G         G/f#          Em
AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU
      Cadd9                  D
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO

REPEAT CHORUS

IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND