Hairy Women Chords

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Adam Green-Hairy Women
I'm sick of people putting chords into lyrics that don't match the rhythm. So I 
fixed this one. Cheers!

      Bb
Can I trust this hairy woman,
        Cm             F
to hide out when I'm embarassed,
     Dm             Gm                Cm             F
so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on hairy women,

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           Bb
There's no place inside this romance,
      Cm                  F
for a girl that's clearly balding,
    Dm             Gm                 Cm               F
so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on balding women.

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      Bb               Gm
We despise the narrow souls we tend,
    Cm                   F
the balls of bones that skulls descend,
Bb          Gm          
the shallow pools of lust, 
     Cm                F
that drown our tallest women.

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            Bb              
Though this is a place of business, 
           Cm             F        
where they pay with mumbo-jumbo,
       Dm                Gm          Cm             F
I have praise for every fantasy that braves a hairy nipple,

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     Bb               Gm
We despise the narrow souls we found,
      Cm              F
that haunt us fifteen years from now,
Bb             Gm
they just have no remorse,
     Cm                  F
they shut their doors on women,
         Bb
I'm so embarassed.