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Artist : Adam Sandler
Song: Ode To My Car(Album What The Hell Happened to me)
Tabbed by: John Leadman

   CHORDS:


   A     (x02220) or (577655)
   E     (022100)
   Dsus2 (xx0230)
   F#m   (244222)


   The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

                     or like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|


   Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
   parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
   have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.


   INTRO:

   F#m E Dsus2
                Here we go

   A   E   Dsus2   E
                     No, no, no

   A     E       Dsus2  E
   (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh)


   VERSE 1:

   A         E
    Piece of shit car

   Dsus2                 E
        I got a piece of shit car

   A             E
    That fucking pile of shit

         Dsus2        E
   never gets me very far

   A               E
    My car's a big piece of shit

              Dsus2              E
   'cause the shocks are fucking shot

   A                           E
     and my seatbelt's fucking broken

            Dsus2       E
   I got to tie it in a knot

   (it's a piece of shit)


   VERSE 2: [play same as verse 1]

   I can't see throught the windshield
   'cause it's got a big fucking crack
   and the interior smells real bad
   'cause my friend puked in the back
   (it's a piece of shit)


   CHORUS:

   A              E
   (piece of shit car)

                 Dsus2
   Piece of shit car

                       E
   (you got a piece of shit car)

                  A
   It sucks royal dick

                         E
   (that fucking pile of shit)

                       Dsus2
   oooh, a 100 percent crap
                        E
   (never gets him very far)

               A
   Oh fuck you car

   VERSE 3:

   It's got no CD player
   It only got the fuckin 8-track
   Whoever designed my car
   can lick my sweaty nutsack
   (they can lick his ass too)
   and I got no fucking brakes
   I'm always way out of control
   Eleven times a day
   I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
   (you fucking piece of shit)


   CHORUS: [play like previous chorus]

   (piece of shit car)
   I got a piece of shit car
   (you got a piece of shit car)
   Diesel gas sucks my ass
   (you fucking pile of shit)
   That pile of metal shit


   BRIDGE:

               Dsus2
   Oh what the fuck did I do?

            E
   what the fuck did I do?

            Dsus2
   what the fuck did I do?

      E
   to get stuck with you?

              Dsus2
   You're too wide for drive through

           E
   and you smell like tissue

           F#m          E             Dsus2
   but I'm too broke to buy something new

   Ooooh, fuck me


   GUITAR-SOLO:
   -
   Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.


   VERSE 4: [play same as verses 1,2 & 3]

   Well, the engine likes to flood
   the car always fucking stalls
   and the seat cushion's got a big rip
   so a spring always pokes the balls
   (ouch ouch ouch)
   Blasted doorlocks are busted
   I got to use a fucking coathanger
   (what a pain in his ass)
   and if a girlie sees my car
   there's no chance I'll ever bang her
   (he never ever get the pussy)
   Hey shut up


   CHORUS: [play like previous choruses]

   (piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (piece of shit car)
   Bald fucking tires
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   No rearview fucking mirror
   (piece of shit car)
   Seven different colors
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   Fucking rag for a gas cap
   (piece of shit car)
   Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Whoooooooah
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   hey cabbie, give me a push
   (piece of shit car)