Somebody Kill Me Chords

WARNING: You are trying to view
                                    content from Ultimate-Guitar.com
                                    in an unauthorized application,
                                    which is prohibited.

                                    Please use an official Ultimate
                                    Guitar Tabs application for iPhone,
                                    iPad or Android to access legitimate
                                    chords, guitar, bass, and drum tabs
                                    from Ultimate-Guitar.com database.

                                    Type "ultimate guitar tabs" in Apple
                                    App Store's or Android Market's
                                    search to find the application.

Somebody Kill Me Please
By: Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is a genius, and this is one
of my favorite songs of his.  I hope you 
enjoy the tab

  E5     Gaug     A5      B5       A
|--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--0--|
|--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--2--|
|--x--| |--x--| |--2--| |--4--| |--2--|
|--2--| |--1--| |--2--| |--4--| |--2--|
|--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--2--| |--0--|
|--0--| |--x--| |--x--| |--x--| |--0--|

(Palm muted)

E5        Gaug     A5
You don't know how much I need you
E5        Gaug       A5
While you're near me I don't feel blue
E5          Gaug     A5
And when we kissed I know you need me too
E5                Gaug         A5
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true

(Open)

       E       B5   A
But it all was bull-shit
   E     B5       A
It was a god damn joke
       E       B5   A
And when I think of you Linda
       E       B5   A
I hope you fucking choke 

(Palm muted)

E5          Gaug             A5
I hope that you're glad with what you've done to me
E5           Gaug         A5
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
E5               Gaug      A5
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

(Open)

   E        B5      A
Oh somebody kill me please 
 E       B5      A
Somebody kill me please 
    E       B5   
I'm on my knees
A              B5
Pretty, pretty please
E    B5   A
Kill me 
          E       B5   A
I want to die
      E            B5   A   E
Put a bullet in my head

                                  -Mike