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Something That Ruins It All Chords

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        A                                       A/Ab
Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool.
      D                                                   Dm
My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
      A                                            A/Ab
We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
      D                                     Dm
but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
                    A                             D
I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
           A                                                              D
Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          G                   D                 A
A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
            A                                                      D
I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
          A                                                          D
Thats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick.
  A                                                                D
I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
                A                                                                   D
So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
           A                                         D
                               Its an itty bitty prick.
           A                                                                D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          G                       D                A
A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
    G                                  D
If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
      G                                                                                  
 D
But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just 
watch porn...

and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath.
                                 A                             D
Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
           A                                                                D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          G                     D               A
A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
            G                       D                A
Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
G                          D                       A
Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.
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