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This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence. *_*_*_*-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-*_*_*_* Intro: D Bm A (x2) V1: D Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades Bm A D Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me Bm A Waking up all alone waking up so relieved D Bm While you're taking your time with apologies A I'm making my plans for revenge D Red eyes on orange horizons Bm A G If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge A (let ring) I'd drive straight of the edge. D Bm A D Bm A V2: D Taking your own life with boredom Bm A I'm taking my own life with wine D It helps you to rule out the sorrow Bm A It helps me to empty my mind D Making the most of a bad time Bm A I'm smoking the brains from my head D Bm A G Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red A (let ring) This kettle is seeing red Chorus: D A D Bm A I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling D A D Bm A In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying G I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you A (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall V1 Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge... Chorus then D Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A G A (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall ...and that's it. Requests, probs, email me email@example.com. Loving you all very much, including the Canadians, the bride x x x x x