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I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady Chords

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 Trailer Park Troubadours 
     I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady, 
With A "honk If You Love Jesus" Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car
 
Key:  D  
   
  
(Chorus)  
             D                
I was just flipped off by a  
C                       G      
silver haired old lady, with a  
C                        G 
honk if you love Jesus 
                        D 
sticker on the bumper of 
         G 
her car. 


            G 
I was feeling pretty Christian, I 
        D                          
was loving all my neighbors, 
             C                                
When I saw that bumper sticker 
            G                        D 
there, I didn't think twice. 
G 
My hand went for my horn, And I  
D                           
pushed it with conviction. 
             C                            G 
When I saw that lady's finger, It 
              D                           G 
'Bout put my heart on ice. 


Chorus 

             G                                       
And it makes me want to cry, But 
             D                           
 I may never have the gumption now  
       C                                  
To read those one line sermons in 
         G                            D 
bright yellow, black and white. 
               G 
I've been buoyed up so many times  
            D                                  
While stuck in rush hour traffic, 
          C                                    G 
And forgive me Lord, for saying, But  
         D                    G 
my faith is weak tonight. 


Chorus 


                  G 
You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could 
D                           
be the second owner. 
                    C                       
She could be a Godless sinner In a  
G                        D 
loaner from a friend.' 
G 
While that helps (I do feel better), 
D                                      
I just can't help but see it 
          C                             G 
As a sign the world is doomed, And 
                                D        G 
 we're that much closer to The End. 


Chorus
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