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Bm G
I wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A Bm
Where all the lady's names are Joan,
Bm G
when her husband works back late at night,
A
hopes are are up for trouser's down,
Bm
with the hostess on the business flight.
G
Taxi in her Mercedes drive,
A Bm
I hope that driver's coming out alive,
Bm
the garden it is dorseted,
G
that lady she's so corseted,
A Bm
she'd got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
Bm
Thinks he's one and only,
G
but that lovely she's so lonely,
A
she pumps him full of breakfast,
Bm
and she sends on his way.
Bm
What a sing song dance,
A
what a performance,
G
what a cheap tent show,
F#
oh no no no no no,
A Bm
then the boys light up,
G
then the boys light up,
A
then the boys light up,
Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
Buddy
Bm-G-A
Bm G
Silently she opens the drawer
A
Mama's little helper,
Bm
is coming out for more,
Bm G
Stategically positioned for the midday show,
A
The back is arched, those lips are parched,
Bm
repeated blow by blow,
Bm G
Later at the party where all the MP's rave,
A
About the hummers she been given,
Bm
and the money that they've saved,
Bm
To her it is skin lotion,
G
him promotion too,
A Bm
that flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view.
Bm
What a sing song dance,
A
what a performance,
G
what a cheap tent show,
F#
oh no no no no no,
A Bm
then the boys light up,
G
then the boys light up,
A
then the boys light up,
Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
A Bm
then the boys light up,
G
then the boys light up,
A
then the boys light up,
Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
