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Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 12:05:26 -0700 (MST)
From: jtb@xmission.com (J.T. Broderick)
Subject: Beat Farmers, The Girl I Almost Married.crd
The Girl I Almost Married
by Joey Harris
The Beat Farmers, "Poor And Famous", Curb Records, 1987
A
Drunk again out on the front lawn
Bm D E
Her dress pulled up and the moon is shinin'
A
I swear that girl's drunk up all of my tequila
Bm D E F#m
I guess I better get her 'fore the trash man finds her, yeah
F#m D E F#m
Long past when I'm dead and buried
D E F#m
She'll still be bangin' around
D E D
The girl I almost married
A
Met her in a bar when she was nineteen
Bm D E
I was twenty-nine goin' on sixty-five
A
Said she knew a better way to get my kicks
Bm D E F#m
Now I'm stuck with her till the day I die, oh yeah
F#m D E F#m
Long past when I'm dead and buried
D E F#m
She'll still be bangin' around
D E D
The girl I almost married
(bridge)
Bm E Bm
And though I know she'll probably kill me
Bm D E
I know I'd die if she weren't with me
A
This little girl's got the soul of an old man
Bm D E
She says life is short you gotta grab it with both hands
A
And if by chance we happen to go over
Bm D E F#m
We spend all week in bed with the sweetest hangover, yeah
F#m D E F#m
Long past when I'm dead and buried
D E F#m
She'll still be bangin' around
D E D
The girl I almost married
