Feminist Housewives Chords

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FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME

Chords:
       Gb  E  D  Db B
e|---------------------|
b|---------------------|
g|-----11--9--7--6-----|
d|-----11--9--7--6--9--|
a|------9--7--5--4--9--|
E|------------------7--|

This is the story of Betty and Sue

Two women left their husbands... For each other

                                  Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E D
(One, two, three and... *laugh*)

D
I was watching opera yesterday

And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem’s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?

Db      B              D
All you housewives can be

Db     B                   D
Famous feminists just like me

Db                               B
Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself

Db                       B               Db                   
  B
(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)

Db   B                D
Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)

Db               B         D
You’ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)

Db   B              D
Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)

Db        B                            D
All these years I've been listening to Jim

Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?

Db   B                D
Gloria please save me now (Save me now)

Db        B                  D
I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)

Db   B          D
I am becoming a coward

Db     B                      D
Gloria Steinem, where are you now?

Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women’s 
in Washington DC!

Db   B  Db   B      Db        B    
 D
Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today

Db               B        D
I'm going to the rally in Washington

          Db             B        D
I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington

          Db              B        D
I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington

        Db           B        D
I can't wait for the rally in Washington

Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...

                                       Db               B
Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens

They took a specimen out of your left breast

                    Db                             B                   
    D
And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself

                      D
No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens

Rally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?

D                D
My name is Betty and my name is Sue

Db
And there's a lot of thing we can do

      Gb E    Gb   E  D   B    
   B
Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives

      Gb E   Gb    E  D   B    
   B
Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives

Gb E Gb E D B

D             B    Gb  E            Gb      
E
See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington

D
Byebye!

D                             D
Well that was five years ago, today

        Db
I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass

Db     B                        D
Me and Betty, we're hitting the road

Db                           B  D
I'm switching out of wife mode

I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you

     Db                    B
It's just; well you're not really my type Herb

D                              Db             B       D
Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb

Db                        B                       D
And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay

                              Db          B              D
And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb

Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)

    Db              B          D
And suddenly, Betty and I were free

Db      B       D
We were finally free

Db           B        D
Going to the rally in Washington

Db                 B        D
On the road to the rally in Washington

Db                      B        D
I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington

               Db            B        D
Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington

Db       B                             D
Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine

                                  Db                    B              D
What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?

                                         Db
Some people say that it was, that it was destiny

                        B                   D
That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally

Db                     B              D
Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road

Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl

  Db       B              D
I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now

           Db            B       D
(I've been lusting after you for four years now)

Db                             B       D
Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now

           Db            B        D
(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)

Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
I'm A dyke                               Gb E Gb 
D B D B Gb E Gb E D
I’m A dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke

                 D D D D
We're great moms

(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)