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FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME
Chords:
F# E D C# B
e|---------------------|
b|---------------------|
g|-----11--9--7--6-----|
d|-----11--9--7--6--9--|
a|------9--7--5--4--9--|
E|------------------7--|
This is the story of Betty and Sue
Two women left their husbands... For each other
F# E F# E DB D B F# E F# E DB D B F# E F# E D
(One, two, three and... *laugh*)
D
I was watching opera yesterday
And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem’s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?
C# B D
All you housewives can be
C# B D
Famous feminists just like me
C# B
Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself
C# B C#
B
(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)
C# B D
Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)
C# B D
You’ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)
C# B D
Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)
C# B D
All these years I've been listening to Jim
Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?
C# B D
Gloria please save me now (Save me now)
C# B D
I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)
C# B D
I am becoming a coward
C# B D
Gloria Steinem, where are you now?
Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women’s
in Washington DC!
C# B C# B C# B
D
Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today
C# B D
I'm going to the rally in Washington
C# B D
I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington
C# B D
I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington
C# B D
I can't wait for the rally in Washington
Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...
C# B
Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens
They took a specimen out of your left breast
C# B
D
And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself
D
No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens
Rally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?
D D
My name is Betty and my name is Sue
C#
And there's a lot of thing we can do
F# E F# E D B
B
Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives
F# E F# E D B
B
Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives
F# E F# E D B
D B F# E F#
E
See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington
D
Byebye!
D D
Well that was five years ago, today
C#
I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass
C# B D
Me and Betty, we're hitting the road
C# B D
I'm switching out of wife mode
I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you
C# B
It's just; well you're not really my type Herb
D C# B D
Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb
C# B D
And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay
C# B D
And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb
Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)
C# B D
And suddenly, Betty and I were free
C# B D
We were finally free
C# B D
Going to the rally in Washington
C# B D
On the road to the rally in Washington
C# B D
I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington
C# B D
Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington
C# B D
Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine
C# B D
What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?
C#
Some people say that it was, that it was destiny
B D
That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally
C# B D
Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road
Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl
C# B D
I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now
C# B D
(I've been lusting after you for four years now)
C# B D
Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now
C# B D
(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)
Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
I'm A dyke F# E F#
D B D B F# E F# E D
I’m A dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke
D D D D
We're great moms
(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
