WARNING: You are trying to view content from Ultimate-Guitar.com in an unauthorized application, which is prohibited. Please use an official Ultimate Guitar Tabs application for iPhone, iPad or Android to access legitimate chords, guitar, bass, and drum tabs from Ultimate-Guitar.com database. Type "ultimate guitar tabs" in Apple App Store's or Android Market's search to find the application.
FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME Chords: Gb E D Db B e|---------------------| b|---------------------| g|-----11--9--7--6-----| d|-----11--9--7--6--9--| a|------9--7--5--4--9--| E|------------------7--| This is the story of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each other Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E D (One, two, three and... *laugh*) D I was watching opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinemís a famous feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a feminist Really? Db B D All you housewives can be Db B D Famous feminists just like me Db B Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself Db B Db B (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Db B D Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?) Db B D Youíve become my inspiration (My inspiration) Db B D Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?) Db B D All these years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the game Where is my dinner? Db B D Gloria please save me now (Save me now) Db B D I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) Db B D I am becoming a coward Db B D Gloria Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, wait a minute I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for womenís in Washington DC! Db B Db B Db B D Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today Db B D I'm going to the rally in Washington Db B D I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington Db B D I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington Db B D I can't wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business trip Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Db B Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast Db B D And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself D No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens Rally? Womenís rights? Who the hell you think you are? D D My name is Betty and my name is Sue Db And there's a lot of thing we can do Gb E Gb E D B B Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives Gb E Gb E D B B Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives Gb E Gb E D B D B Gb E Gb E See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington D Byebye! D D Well that was five years ago, today Db I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Db B D Me and Betty, we're hitting the road Db B D I'm switching out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you Db B It's just; well you're not really my type Herb D Db B D Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb Db B D And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay Db B D And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Olive Oil (Meow) Db B D And suddenly, Betty and I were free Db B D We were finally free Db B D Going to the rally in Washington Db B D On the road to the rally in Washington Db B D I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington Db B D Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington Db B D Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine Db B D What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Db Some people say that it was, that it was destiny B D That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally Db B D Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road Who knows? Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl Db B D I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now Db B D (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Db B D Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now Db B D (I've been lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Betty Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a dyke I'm a dyke I'm A dyke Gb E Gb D B D B Gb E Gb E D Iím A dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke D D D D We're great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do that again)