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Blink 182
Cheshire Cat
1994 Grilled Cheese Records
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Tracklist:
1.) Carousel
2.) M+Ms
3.) Fentoozler
4.) Touchdown Boy
5.) Strings
6.) Peggy Sue
7.) Sometimes
8.) Does My Breath Smell
9.) Cacophony
10.) TV
11.) Toast And Bananas
12.) Wasting Time
13.) Romeo And Rebecca
14.) Ben Wah Balls
15.) Just About Done
16.) Depends

___________________________________

1.) Carousel

Key: D

Chords used:
D -  x00232
A -  x02220
Bm - x24432
G -  320033
Em - 022000


Intro:

D---A---Bm---G--- x2

Bass Solo:
D--A--Bm--G- x2
D-A-Bm-G- x4

Beat Changes: D--A--Bm--G-- x2

Distortion: D--A--Bm--G-- x4


Verse 1:
D                     A
  I talk to you every now and then 
Bm                 G
  I never felt so alone again 
D                      A
  I stop to think at a wishing well 
Bm                         G
  My thoughts send me on a carousel 
D            A             Bm
  Here I am standing on my own 
      G                   D
Not a motion from the telephone 
       A            Bm
I know not a reason why 
G
Solitudes a reason to die 


Chorus:
D          Em       A  G
  Just you wait and see
    D          Em
As school life is a 
A         G
  It is a woken dream 
D            Em       A    G
  Aren't you feeling alone? 
D
  I guess its just another
Em
  I guess its just another
A 
  I guess its just 
        G
another night alone


Interlude: D--A--Bm--G-- x2


Verse 2:
D               A
  Now as I walk down the street 
Bm                      G
  I need a job just to sleep in sheets 
D                   A
  Buying food every once in a while 
Bm                  G
  But not enough to purchase a smile 
D                    A
  A tank of gas is a treasure to me 
Bm                G
  I know now that nothing is free 
D                     A
  I talk to you every now and then 
Bm                 G
  I never felt so alone again


Interlude: D--A--Bm--G-- x4


(Repeat Chorus)


End on D(hold)

________________________________

2.) M+Ms

Key: E

Chords used:
E -   022100
B -   x24442
C#m - x46654
A -   x02220
F#m - 244222


Intro: E--B--C#m--A-- x2


Verse 1:
E                  B
  You and I should get 
          C#m  A
away for awhile
E                B
  I just want to be 
                 C#m A
alone with your smile
E                    B
  Buy some candy and cigarettes
          C#m       A
and we'll get in my car
E                  B
  We'll blast the stereo and 
      C#m             A
we'll drive to Madagascar


Chorus:
             F#m      A
Because when I'm with you 
        E                  B
there's nothing I wouldn't do
F#m              A            E  B
  I just want to be your only one
F#m            A
  I'm grasping out at straws 
E                  B
  thinking back to what I saw
     F#m
That night on the floor 
     A            E   B
when we were all alone


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
E         B                   C#m  A
  My love life was getting so bland
E                B
  There are only so many ways 
      C#m               A
I can make love with my hand
E              B
  Sometimes it makes me want to 
C#m  A E             B
laugh    Sometimes I want to 
        C#m            A
take my toaster in the bath


(Repeat Chorus)


Interlude: E--B--C#m--A-- x4


Outro:
E             B              C#m A
  Who's gonna be the odd man out?
E                 B              C#m A
  I dont wanna to be the odd man out
E         B               C#m A
  Is this going to be the end
E        B            C#m
  Or are you going to be
A            E(hold)
  My new girlfriend?

_________________________________

3.) Fentoozler

Key: B

Chords used:
B -   x24442
F# -  244322
E -   022100
C#m - x46654
Ebm - x68876


Intro:
B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2


Verse 1:
B
  At the risk of 
F#
sounding rude
B
  Just who the fuck do 
    E
you think you are
        B
To tell me what you 
  C#m          E  E Ebm C#m
expect of me today
B
  Well you can take 
     F#
your attitude
B
  You're out of luck
            E
you've gone way too far
       B
If you think there's 
    C#m               E  E Ebm C#m
any chance I'm gonna stay


Chorus:
C#m               E
  How long can I string you along
    B           F#m
How little of myself can I give
C#m              E             B   E
  And still make you believe I care


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
B                F#
  At the risk of sounding trite
B
  Just why the fuck do 
    E
you think you're right
      B
About every little 
C#m            E  E Ebm C#m
thing that you say
B
  And do you think 
     F#
that it is right
B
  For Tom to spend 
 E
another night
        B
Writing songs 
about all the 
C#m
people he thinks
    E  E Ebm E
are gay


(Repeat Chorus)


Guitar Solo:
B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: B--F#--B--E(hold)

________________________________

4.) Touchdown Boy

Key: E

Chords used:
E -    022100
Ebm -  x68876
C#m -  x46654
B -    x24442
A -    x02220
G#m -  466444
F#m -  244222
E/G# - 476xxx


Intro: E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x6
E--C#m--B--A-- x2
E--B--A--E-- x2
E--A--E/G#--F#m--E--A--B--


Verse 1:

Tom:
E                  C#m
  There's this one guy
B
  There's no one like
       A
him in all the world
      E       C#m
Cause you can always see
      B
Those girls down
A
on their knees
   E    C#m B            A
In those     dark sweaty rooms
E        C#m
Planning out his thoughts
     B       A
He's waiting for just the right


Chorus:

Tom:
E                 B
One by one as they Walk

right through the door 
    A
they Keep on coming back I
E
  Guess they just want more
       E
He has fun fun fun and you
B
  Might call him a whore but
A
  Just look where he's at 'cause
E
  He is the one that scores Go!


Interlude:
E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4


Verse 2:

Mark:
E         A
  Well tom looks like
                 E/G#
he's passing the ball
To the tight end

Tom:
E
  I wasn't sure if he
               A
Knew that that tight
end used to be
A wide reciever but 
  E
uh little does he
Know yeah 

Mark:
E
  he wont be alone 
     B
this weekend

Tom:
             A
I don't think that's 
               E/G#
funny that you say 
               E
That because uh like a dog 
     A                B A
he's loyal to his bone 


Verse 3:

Tom:
E                 C#m
  I saw my friend there
B            A
  Out on the field today
  E         C#m
I asked him where 
              B
he's going he said
 A
"All the way," now


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4
E(hold)

_____________________________

5.) Strings

Key: D then C

Chords used:
D -   x00232
A -   x02220
Em -  022000
G -   320033
C -   x32010
C/E - 032xxx
F -   133211


Intro: D--A--Em--G-- x4


Verse:
D
  I would do anything
          A
And that's what 
scares me so bad
Em
  Don't want to 
              G
live my life alone
Don't want to go 
               D
back to what I had
Don't want to spend 
            A
my life without
                  Em
All these special things
Don't want to walk 
             G
around Being tied 
to anyone else's


Chorus:
C  C/E         F     C     C/E F
  Striiiiiiiiiiings strings
 C    C/E    F     C     C/E F
Striiiiiiiiiiings strings


Interlude: D--A--Em--G-- x2


(Repeat Verse and Chorus)


C(hold)--


Guitar Solo: D--A--Em--G-- x2


(Repeat Chorus)


End on C(hold)

_________________________________

6.) Peggy Sue

Key: A

Chords used:
A -   x02220
D -   xx0232
E -   022100
F#m - 244222
G -   320033


Intro: A--D--A--E-D-A--


Verse 1:
A                  F#m
  I know what it's like to be
 D                    E   F#m E
alone sitting in your room
A              F#m
  Listening to all those 
           D
doubts that your parents 
E       F#m E  A
have to say to you
And as your head gets 
    F#m
all cluttered inside
D              E   F#m E
  Try to stay awake 
A                 F#m
  Everything they say are lies
D
  That's all the shit that 
    E    F#m     E
you ever have to take


Chorus: () Chords in parenthesis are only done by bass
   D                   A
So hold in all your aggressions
             E(G) (F#m)
Because your grin-ding 
     (E)      (D)
your teeth on down to
A           E
  The bottom of your 
              D
chin It's not easy or 
        A
so damn pleasing
            E(G)
To not laugh  at 
(F#m) (E)       (D)
everything they say as
A               E
  They tell you what to 
be you're not alone


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
A                  F#m
  I know what it's like to be 
  D                  E     F#m E
denied at everything you do
A              F#m
  It's not the same reason why
    D
that Makes you change the 
E           F#m E    A
things that you once knew
As your head gets all 
F#m
cluttered inside
D                    E   F#m E
  Give more than you take
A                 F#m
  Everything they say are lies
D
  That's all the shit that 
    E    F#m     E
you ever have to take


Interlude: 

Bass Solo: A--E-D- x2


Bridge:
            A
You say you want to take off your 
        E              D
shoes to Walk barefoot down the street
        A
Just to be the things that you can
  E              D
be Just live for one more week go!


Interlude: A--E-D- x2


            A
You say you want to take off your 
        E              D
shoes to Walk barefoot down the street
        A
Just to be the things that you can
  E              D
be Just live for one more week


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: A(hold)

__________________________________

7.) Sometimes

Key: G

Chords used:
Em - 022000
C -  x32010
G -  320033
D -  xx0232


Intro: Em-C-G-D- x6


Verse 1:
Em         C
  Oh how I wish that 
           G   D
they would last
Em           C
  Moments of peace that just
     G             D
slip through me so fast
Em            C
  Just when I think that 
        G       D
they are gonna stay
Em             C
  Everything inside me 
      G             D
just starts fading away


Chorus:
C
  Sometimes it seems 
           G
like all I hope for
Just gets thrown 
            Em
down on the floor
And then it seems like 
          C
you don't love me anymore
C
  Sometimes I wish that 
       G
I could run away
Em
  Sometimes I wish I just
    C
had something to say


Interlude: Em-C-G-D- x4


Verse 2:
Em             C
  She looks at me and doesn't
G                 D
know the words to say
Em            C
  Oh it's not you I just 
      G                  D
don't feel quite right today
Em          C
  All these things I say and
G             D
do were never planned
Em            C
  But how the fuck am I supposed 
   G              D
to make you understand that


(Repeat chorus)


Outro: Em-C-G-D- x2

_______________________________

8.) Does My Breath Smell?

Key: C

Chords used:
C -   x32010
G -   320003
F -   133211
G/B - x2x003
Am -  x02210


Intro:
C                      G/B
  Who makes up all the rules 
            F            G/B
about those girls I want? 
C                G/B
  Who tells them all to 
      F
laugh? Who tells them 
G                 C
all to talk about me? 
And I'm not sure what my 
G/B            F         G/B
purpose is for being here
C            G/B 
  Why do they   why do they
F 
  Always kick me in 
    G/B(hold)
the groin when I come near 
(And I'm not complaining it 
just hurts after a bit) 


Beat Changes: C--F--C--G-- x2


Verse 1:
C              G/B
  I don't know what I'm feeling 
F             G/B
  I'm just so sick of seeing 
C                G/B
  All those dumb lame
      F      G/B
and retarded broads 
C           G/B
  Who often just sit kick back
F         G/B
  As I am not so relaxed 
C         G/B
  I often wonder 
         F      G/B
why they act so odd 


Chorus:
           F
Because no worse a time 
          G
When it's just your time to 
C                  Am
  Think you should make your move 
   F
It doesn't work cause you're 
G
just a jerk with no excuse 


Interlude: C--F--C--G-- x2


Verse 2:
C                 G/B
  What about that situation 
F              G/B
  All night procrastination 
C                 G/B
  Take her to the point when 
    F               G/B
you lead her to her door
C
  There is nothing 
G/B
left there to say 
F             G/B
  I guess you best 
           C
be on your way 
               G/B
But before you go you've 
       F       G/B
got to do that chore 


(Repeat Chorus)


Drum Solo


Interlude: C--F--G--F-- x2


Bridge:
C                  F  
  Please won't you buy 
              G
in I'm always trying
          F
I keep on trying
C
  There's only so much 
F                G   F
pride that I can lose 
C                      F
  I hope that when you see me 
              G
You see right through me 
            F
Come on now honestly 
C                F
  I'm so sick of ending
             G   F
up without a clue


Outro: C--F--C--G-- x2 C(hold)

__________________________________

9.) Cacophony

Key: C

Chords used:
C -    x32010
Am -   x02210
F -    133211
Em -   022000
C/E -  032xxx
G/B -  x2x003
Gsus - 320010
G -    320033


Intro:

Bass Solo: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2

Guitar: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x4

Distortion: Am--F--Am--Gsus--F-

Guitar: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2


Verse 1:
C/E        Gsus         Am    F
  When you talk about tomorrow
C/E       Gsus         Am F
  I'm not sure about today
C/E        Gsus
  when you tell me 
         Am     F
that you love me
C/E       Gsus          Am  F
  what am I supposed to say?


Chorus 1:
Am          F
  Sometimes I don't feel
Am         Gsus   F
  the same way as you feel


Interlude: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2


Verse 2:
C/E     Gsus    Am  F
  Words like forever
C/E              Gsus        Am F
  they scare the shit out of me
C/E     Gsus  Am         F
  maybe I'm afraid of commitment
C/E     Gsus
  maybe you're too 
   Am         F
distracted to see that


(Repeat Chorus)


Beat Changes: C--F--C/E--F-G- x2


Bridge:
C            Am
  I think of all the things that I'd 
F
say to you if I had the chance again
C            Am
  I think of all the things that I'd 
 F    C                 Am
scream but I think it's for the best
F
  that you and I just don't connect and
C            Am                    F   G/B
  things are never quite what they seem


Interlude: C--F--C/E--F-G- x2


Refrain:
Em           F      C
  Will there ever be someone
   G
to give her heart to me
Em           F              C
  or would I be to blind to see
  Em           F
it  I wouldn't make a sound
C             G
  I'd keep it underground
Em          F
  It always seems like 
    C
I'm running around around
G               G/B
running around around round


Interlude: C--F--C/E--F-G- x4


Chorus 2:
Am          F
  Sometimes I don't feel
Am         Gsus   F       G/B C(hold) 
  the same way as you feel

______________________________________

10.) TV

Key: F then C

Chords used:
F -  133211
Gm - 355333
Am - x02210
Bb - x13331
C -  x32010
A -  x02220


Intro: 

Bass Solo: F--Bb-- x4, F-Bb-Gm-Bb- x2

Distortion: F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb--


Verse 1:
     F
When I'm at work ya I always
           Bb
rush right home for lunch
   F
So I can check out what's 
          Bb
up on the Brady Bunch
    F
And when I'm walking through
          Bb
the front door at night
  F
I gotta see who's winning on 
    Bb
The Price is Right oh


Chorus:
F         Bb
  I never dreamed that
     Gm      Bb
I'd spend my days
 F              Bb
Staring at some tube 
         Gm
emitting cathode
Bb  F Bb Gm Bb
rays 
           F Bb Gm Bb
I need my TV


Verse 2:
       F
What's happening in this 
              Bb
world I don't care at all
       F
But it better not pre-empt
       Bb
Monday Night Football
  F
I can't even come up 
     Bb
with my own views
    F
I'm taught how to think
         Bb
from the evening news oh


(Repeat chorus)


Interlude: C--A--G--C-- x2


Bridge:
C
La la la la la
Am
La la la la la
G
La la la la la
C
La la la la la
(Repeat)


Outro: F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb- x2, F(hold)

____________________________________

11.) Toast And Bananas

Key: A

Chords used:
A -   x02220
E -   022100
F#m - 244222
D -   xx0232
C#m - x46654


Intro:
My pants are rough right 
   A             E
now Do you wanna know 
                F#m
what I think of you?
                     D
Cause you're not the way 
                     A
I thought you should be
             E
To take back what you said
F#m
  It's time to fix it's
D                A
time to fix your head
             E
And now all alone
                F#m
one's less than two
                D
I've never been better 
               A
off living lonely
             E
To listen to what you say
F#m               D(hold)
  I couldn't care less 
of what you say


Beat Changes: A--C#m-D x8


Verse 1:
A              E                  F#m
  What did you think of me acting this way
                  D
I guess you never really thought at 
A                    E
all Is that what you call your brain?
F#m             D                   A
  Is that why I call you hang up on me?
            E
I wanted to know I don't want to 
F#m                D
lose And now I'm a man who's just
        A              E
living small Listen to what you say
F#m               D
  I couldn't care less of what you...


Chorus 1:
   A              E
...Say To me as I walk alone I'd
F#m              D
  Much rather be riding prone then
   A        E                  F#m     D
To be just another one you are lame too


Interlude: A---C#m-D-- x4


Verse 2:
A             E                    F#m
  I wanted to know I don't want to lose
              D
But now I'm a man who's just living 
 A                 E
small To listen to what you say
F#m               D
  I couldn't care less of what you...


Chorus 2:
   A              F#m
...say to me As I tune 
              D
you out of my mind
      A
Won't bend over backwards or
F#m                     D
Take another step ahead to
          E
Hear from you again Don't 
A               E
talk to me as I walk alone I'd
F#m              D
  Much rather be riding prone than
A        E                  F#m     D
Be just another one you are lame too


Guitar Solo: A--E--F#m--D-- x4


Chorus 3:
      A
Don't talk to me as I
F#m                D
tune you out of my mind
        A
I Won't bend over backwards or
F#m                     D
Take another step ahead to
          E
Hear from you again Don't 
A               E
talk to me as I walk alone I'd
F#m              D
  Much rather be riding prone than
A        E                  F#m     D
Be just another one you are lame too


End on A(hold)

____________________________________

12.) Wasting Time

Key: E

Chords used:
E -   022100
B -   x24442
C#m - x46654
A -   x02220


Intro: E-A-C#m-B- x2
A-E-C#m-B--x3, A-E-C#m--B--A----
E-A-C#m-B- x2


Verse 1:
E
  I'm wasting time 
    A
thinking about a girl
C#m
  And stealing her 
 B
away from her world
E                 B
  She and I would run
    C#m
away   I think of all the 
B
things that I'd say
E
  We'd talk about 
  A
important things
C#m
  And I picture it 
B
in my dreams
E
  She'd teach me 
      A
about modern art
   C#m
And   I'd show her
      B
it's okay to fart and


Chorus:
A       E
  Maybe I'd impress her
C#m        B
  By being in a band and
A            E
  Maybe if I act real tough
C#m            B
  She'd let me hold her hand
   A           E
and Maybe I'll win her heart
C#m               B
  By writing this song about her
A             E
  Sometimes I sit at home and
C#m
Wonder if she's sitting at home
B
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
A
Sitting at home thinking about 
her Or am I just wasting my time


Interlude: E-A-C#m-B- x2


Verse 2:
E
  Remembering how she 
A
laughed at Kinko's
C#m           B
  When I made fun 
of that guy
E
  Remebering the 
A
look she gave me
       C#m
When I told her 
       B
that I used to fry
E
  I really want 
   A
to ask her out
C#m
  But my ego could 
B
never take it
E
  And even if I 
A
got the balls
    C#m
You know that the 
             B
Cougar would never 
        A   E
make it ohh I
    C#m
And in my town you 
B             A  E C#m B
can't drive naked


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
E A C#m    B                 E   A C#m
        Am I just wasting my time
   B                 E   A C#m
Am I just wasting my time
   B
Am I just wasting my 
E   A C#m
time  Wasting my time 
B                A(hold) E(hold)
thinking about a girl

_____________________________________

13.) Romeo And Rebecca

Key: A then C

Chords used:
A -   x02220
Bm -  x24432
C#m - x46654
D -   xx0232
E -   022100
C -   x32010
G -   320003
Em -  022000
F -   133211
F#m - 244222


Intro: A-Bm-C#m-D- x4

Bass Solo: A-Bm-C#m-Bm- x


Verse 1:
A                     E
  Walking through the grass
F#m
  Another blade next to 
E            A
you from the ground
                 E
As the wind does pass
F#m               E
  I notice as you feel 
                 A
the breath of my shout
               E   F#m
Your words are kind   The 
            E
kind that repeatedly say 
A               E
no But that's alright
F#m              E
  I'm older than you 
so I've got...


Chorus 1:
   C
...time What have you 
    Am
said reach out your 
    G
hand There's a black 
F            C
shadow on my wall
             Am
But as I look into my mind
G                F
  I can see that girls 
are a waste of time


Verse 2:
A                    E
  We've all seen the bridge
F#m
  A broken seam and a 
E           A
girl on one side
You think your 
           E
words will work
F#m                       E
  They only work when you lay 
                    A
down and close your eyes
                     E
I thought of all the lines
F#m                  E
  All the right ones used 
                 A
at all the wrong times
             E
But that's alright
F#m
  Depression's just a 
   E
sarcastic state of...


Chorus 2:
   C
...mind What have you 
    Am
said reach out your 
    G
hand There's a black 
F            C
shadow on my wall
             Am
But as I look into my mind
G                F
  I can see that girls 
are a waste of time


Interlude: C-G-Em-D- x2


Bridge:
A                 Bm    C#m D
  I don't want to live alone
A       Bm
I don't want to live in
C#m         D
  My broken dreams of you
A       Bm            C#m
I don't want to live a---lone 
        D
with My broken dreams of you
A         Bm            C#m
  I don't want to live a---lone
        D
with My broken dreams of you


Outro: A-E-F#m-E- x2 A(hold)

___________________________________

14.) Ben Wah Balls

Key: D

Chords used:
D -  xx0232
A -  x02220
Bm - x24432
G -  320033


Intro:

Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman 
pincher Ladies and gentlemen

Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo) 


D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2


Verse 1:
D               Bm
  Passively one day as the 
A                    G
sun rose out of it's house 
D             Bm
  So did this little old guy as
   A                   G
he whistled out of his mouth 
    D           Bm
And happily and gay Well 
  A                 G
I guess not exactly that 
       D            Bm
Because he found a special girl 
A                    G
  That put him in a special trance 


Chorus 1:
D            G
  He fell in love so quickly 
D                   Bm A    D
  What the hell was he to expect 
              Bm
That the girl under his
A              G
arm wasn't the same 
D        G         D
  As any other girl That he 
    Bm           A       D
had thought that he once met 
        A                    G
I guess you could only blame fate


Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2


Verse 2:
D                Bm
  Things started getting 
               A
weird as they started to 
G   D          Bm
kiss She often felt his 
            A
beard and remembered
        G
how her father she'd missed 
    D                Bm
And then quietly one day 
          A
He sang a song from 
       G
deep within his heart 
D                Bm
  Causing some ingestion 
A
  He finished with a 
G
great big fart and 


Chorus 2:
D              G
  She knew at that one moment 
D               Bm
  That song was something 
      A       D
she'd heard before 
D        Bm
  So she asked him 
   A      G
to do it again 
D              G
  Then out the door they hurried
D               Bm   A       D
  She was gonna find out for sure 
       Bm A              G
So she analyzed his rear end 


Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4


Bridge:
              D
She said When I was a little
Bm      A           G
girl my dad left my mom
D            Bm
  He used to always fart and 
A                 G
sing this special song
    D                 Bm
Now I wasn't quite so sure 
      A              G
until your pants did fall
      D               Bm
Cause now I know that you're my 
            A       G
dad because you use ben wah balls
         D
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Bm              A  G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
        D            Bm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A                           G 
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls


Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4

Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)

_________________________________

15.) Just About Done

Key: G

Chords used:
Em - 022000
G -  320033
F# - 244322
B -  x24442
Bb - x13331


Intro: Drumbeats
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-
Em-G-F#-Em- x8


Verse:
Em
  Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
    Em(Bass Line)
HEY!
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your 
butt we'll let you know

________________________________

16.) Depends

Key: D

Chords used:
D -  xx0232
A -  x02220
G -  320033


Intro:
(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!) 


Verse 1:

Tom:
D
  I don't want to 
A            G
urinate on myself 
D
  I don't want to 
A      G          A
urinate on anyone else 
D                    A
  Well, I guess that really 
        G
doesn't matter anymore 
D                    A 
  Because I can't control
   G          A
my bladder anymore 


Chorus 1:

Tom:
D G A
      Well I guess
         D    G
it all depends 

Mark:
undergarments

Tom:
D G A
     Well I guess 
         D    G
it all depends 

Mark:
undergarments 

Tom:
A
  Step back in the 
D    A        G
light No more soiled 
            A
nights alone But 
        D
I guess I don't 
        G
have a care 
                   A
Because there's not a
load in my underwear 


Verse 2:

Mark:
D               A
  I'm sick of offending everyone
  G
I meet (go go go go)
D             A
  I'm sick of crying myself to
 G              A
sleep on rubber sheets (go)
D          A          G
  I had an accident today
D          A
  I left a soiled bus seat
G               A
  I didn't know what to say


Chorus 2

Mark:
D G A
      But I guess
         D    G
it all depends 

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
D G A
      Well I guess
         D    G
it all depends  

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
A
  Step back in the 
D    A        G
light No more soiled 
            A
nights alone Well
I guess I didn't
D
I have to care 
   G
if I don't have a
A               D(hold)
load in my underwear 

 
Tom:
Uh anyway uh well
as I was saying
my dog nice dog
bending over uh 
If you dropped your keys
you'd bend over too

Scott:
Uh so uh well 
uh just wanna say 
thank you all for 
coming to the sperm 
bank Do you have a 
question there? 

Mark:
Shit Scott That aki-mofo
be messing with 
my lady gotta be 
running cold upsidedown 
his head you know 
what I'm sayin mans? Hey 
holmes I can dig it
that brotha ain't 
gonna pick up on you
man i say hey Scott, 
So to say i want to say 
pretty J I did the
same-ol same-ol
hey knock yourself 
on a post lick
the gray metal fat man
before he was down
I take tcb'in man
Hey you know what they 
say you see about to
get that bottie yacker
you lay her down 
and slackum yackum 
cold gotta be ya 
know man SHIT 

Tom:
Uh are you uh
feelin' all right? 

Mark:
Oh man jamofoba lay me
to the bone and 
she's jackin me 
up tightly! 
Alright Get out the 
scissors and get in place
Ready? Now start choppin 

Tom:
Hey man someone spotted
me it's heavy! 

Mark:
Alright now heave
it on down here! 
(sound of someone or something
falling down the stairs) 

Tom:
Okay it's all the 
way down there! 

Mark:
Aw who taught you how to 
throw the dick down the stairs? 
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