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Blink 182
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
2001 MCA Records
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Tracklist:
1.) Anthem Part 2
2.) Online Songs
3.) First Date
4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard
5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy
6.) The Rock Show
7.) Stay Together For The Kids
8.) Roller Coaster
9.) Reckless Abandon
10.) Everytime I Look For You
11.) Give Me One Good Reason
12.) Shut Up
13.) Please Take Me Home

Bonus Tracks:
14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over
15.) Time To Break Up
16.) What Went Wrong
17.) Fuck A Dog
18.) When You Fucked Grandpa
19.) Mother's Day

_______________________________________________

1.) Anthem Part 2

Key: C

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
C -   x32010
Dm -  xx0231
Am -  x02210
F -   133211
C/E - 032xxx or Em - 022000
G -   320003


Intro:

Part 1:

C(hold) x2

Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F x4

Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x4
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

Guitar 3: will enter at 3rd time
e|---------------|-----------------|
B|---------------|-----------------|
G|---------------|-----------------|
D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2
A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|
E|---------------|-----------------|
        x3

Part 3:

C--Am-F x2

Guitar 2:
e|-0--1--0-----0--1--0--------0--1--0-----0--1----|
B|----------1-----------1--3-----------1--------1-|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|


Verse 1:
C              Am        F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C              Am      F
Earth is dying help me Jesus
C                Am         F
We need guidance we've been misled
C                 Am       F
Young and hostile but not stupid


Mark:
    Am       G      F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|


Verse 2:
C                 Am  F
Corporate leaders politicians
C                Am     F
Kids can't vote adults elect them
C                   Am        F
Moms that rule the school and workplace
C                  Am        F
Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe

Mark:
    Am       G      F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|


Chorus:
          C/E  F  C        G
We really need to see this through
         C/E F      C   G
We never wan-ted to be abused
            Am   F   C      G
We'll never give up it's no use
   Am              F(hold)
If we're fucked up you're to blame


(Repeat Intro Part 3)


Verse 2:
C                   Am         F
Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
C                Am       F
Kids are victims in this story
C                      Am      F
Drowned our youth with useless warnings
C                      Am         F
Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring


Mark:
    Am       G      F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
A|-------|-------|-----|
E|-------|-------|-----|


(Repeat Chorus)


Interlude:

Mark:
         C             Am         F
G|-----------------|---------|---------|
D|-----------------|---------|---------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-0-0-0-0-|---------| x2
E|-----------------|---------|-1-1-1-1-|


Interlude:
C              Am        F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C              Am        F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C(all the way)
Everything has fallen to piece
Everything has fallen to


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:

C--Dm--Am--F x2

Guitar 3:
e|---------------|-----------------|
B|---------------|-----------------|
G|---------------|-----------------|
D|-------3-----2-|-----0-------0---| x2
A|-3-3-3---3-3---|-3-3---3-3-3---3-|
E|---------------|-----------------|
        x3

Guitar 2:
e|-3---3---1---1---0---0---1---1---|
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

____________________________________________

2.) Online Songs

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A -   x02220
Bm -  x24432
D -   xx0232
E -   022100
F#m - 244222


Intro:
A
  Josie
Bm         D
  You're my source
   E
of most frustration
A       Bm
  Forget when I
D            E
  Don't meet expectations
A
Everything you
Bm
wished came true
D
In the end we
E
all blamed you
A
Even though as
Bm
they all know
D
You weren't the only
E(hold)
one, two, three, four...


Interlude: A--Bm--D--E-- x2

Guitar 2:
e|---------------------|------------------|
B|---------------------|------------------|
G|---------------------|------------7-7-7-|
D|---------------------|------------7-7-7-|
A|---4---7-4---5---5-4-|---4---7-4--7-7-7-|
E|-5---5-----5---5-----|-5---5------0-0-0-|
           x3


Verse 1:
A
Why do you still
         D
keep it around
When you know it
          F#m
brings me down
           E    A
I'm hating everything
      A
And I know that
                D
you dated other guys
                   F#m
But I gotta wonder why
               E       A
You'd leave it out for me

(Shit)


(Repeat Interlude)


Verse 2:
A
Why am I still
         D
hanging around
When I know it
          F#m
brings me down
           E    A
I'm hating everything
        A
And you are getting
                  D
rides home in his car
And making out in
          F#m
his front yard
           E    A
I'm hating everything


Chorus:
             D
Please don't remind me
                A
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright
   E
it blinds me
I wish that
           D
this would end
         D
And I am not fine
Last night I
        A
saw you online
Your screen name
        E
used to be mine
Why can't we
        D
just pretend


Verse 3:
A                          D
And if we can have another day
                         F#m
I've got so much left to say
             E    A
I'd tell you everything
         A
And I'll laugh when I
                D
think about the past
                     F#m
When I see you after class
              E    A
You're hating everything


(Repeat Chorus twice)


Bridge:
And she said
F#m         D
Na na na na na
         A
na na na na
         E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m         D
Na na na na na
         A
na na na na
         E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m         D
Na na na na na
         A
na na na na
         E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m         D
Na na na na na
         A
na na na na
         E
na na na na


(Repeat chorus twice)


Outro:
And she said
F#m         D(hold)
Na na na na na

______________________________________________

3.) First Date

Key: C

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
C -   x32010
Dm -  xx0231
Am -  x02210
F -   133211
G -   320003
Em -  022000
G/B - x2x003


Intro: C--Dm--F--G-- x2

Guitar 2:
e--0----------------------------------|
B---11111111-31111111-311111111-31110-|
G-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|x2
A-------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|

e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G---------------5---------------------|
D---------------5----Let Ring---------|
A---------------3---------------------|
E-------------------------------------|


Verse 1:
C
  In the car I just can't wait
G
  to pick you up on
    F
our very first date
C
  Is it cool if I hold your hand?
G                  F
  Is it wrong if I think
it's lame to dance?
C
  Do you like my stupid hair?
G
  Would you guess that I
F
didn't know what to wear?
C
  I'm too scared of
what you think
G
  You make me nervous
     F
so I really can't eat


Chorus:
C         G/B        Am
  Let's go don't wait this
        F      G
night's almost over
C       G/B        Am
  Honest let's make this
      F       G
night last forever
C        G/B      Am
  Forever and ever let's
          F       G
make this last forever
C        G/B      Am
  Forever and ever let's
          F       G
make this last forever


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
C
  When you smile
I melt inside
G
  I'm not worthy for a
F
minute of your time
C
  I really wish it was
only me and you
G
  I'm jealous of
     F
everybody in the room
C
  Please don't look at
me with those eyes
G
  Please don't hint that
       F
you're capable of lies
C
  I dread the thought of
our very first kiss
G
  A target that i'm
F
probably gonna miss


Interlude: C--Em--F--G-- x6

Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|-5-5-9-9-5--9-9-5--10-10-5--7-7-7-7-|
D|-x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x---x--x-x--x-x-x-x-| x4
A|-3-3-7-7-3--7-7-3---8--8-3--5-5-5-5-|
E|------------------------------------|


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
C        G/B      Am
  Forever and ever let's
          F       G
make this last forever
C        G/B      Am
  Forever and ever let's
          F       G   C(hold)
make this last forever
____________________________________________

4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -   x24442
F# -  244322
G#m - 466444
E -   022100


Verse 1:
               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#
I'll never talk to you again


Verse 2:
           B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#           B   B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again

____________________________________________

5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A -    x02220
Bm -   x24432
A/C# - x476xx or x4222x
C#m -  x46654
D -    xx0232
F#m -  244222
E -    022100
E/G# - 476xxx


Intro: A--E--F#m--D-- x2

Tom:
e|-0--5--7--0--5--7--5-|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|---------------------| x2
A|---------------------|
E|---------------------|

Mark:
      A         E        F#m           D
G|-----9---|-----9---|-----6---|-----2---4---6---|
D|-7-7---7-|-9-9---9-|-4-4---4-|-0-0---0---0---0-|
A|---------|---------|---------|-----------------| x2
E|---------|---------|---------|-----------------|
      x2        x2       x2


Verse 1:
A         Bm
  Push it out
        C#m
fake a smile
        D
Avert disaster
        A
just in time
         Bm
I need a drink
           C#m
Cause in a while
          D
Worthless answers from
           A
friends of mine
             Bm
It's dumb to ask
          C#m
cool to ignore
         D
girls possess me but
              A
they're never mine
          Bm
I made my entrance
        C#m
avoided hazards
           D
Checked my engine

I fell behind


Refrain 1:
A/C#  D
da da da da
A     E
da da da da da
I fell behind
A/C#  D     A
da da da da da
   E
da da da da


Chorus 1:
A              E
  She makes me feel like
     F#m        D
it's raining outside
A               E
  And when the storm's gone
        F#m       D
I'm all torn up inside
A            E         F#m
  I'm always nervous on days
          D
like this like the prom
A            E
  I get too scared to move
      F#m           D
cause I'm a fucking boy


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
A          Bm         C#m
  Remember when I was in
             D
The grocery store
         A
now's my time
         Bm
Lost the words
         C#m
lost the nerve
         D
Lost the girl
         A
left the line
        Bm
I would wish
        C#m
upon a star
          D
But that star
           A
it doesn't shine
           Bm
So read my book
              C#m
with a boring ending
         D
A short story
of a lonely guy


Refrain 2:
A/C#  D
da da da da
A     E
da da da da da
Who fell behind
A/C#  D     A
da da da da da
   E
da da da da


(Repeat and Chorus 1)


Interlude: A/C#--Bm--E-- x2, A/C#--D--E--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm--


Bridge:
A     E     F#m
da da da da da
   D
da da da da
(Repeat)


Chorus 2:
A              E
  She makes me feel like
     F#m        D
it's raining outside
A               E
  And when the storm's gone
        F#m       D
I'm all torn up inside
A            E         F#m
  I'm always nervous on days
          D
like this like the prom
A            E
  I get too scared to move
      F#m
cause I'm still just a
 D               A(hold)
stupid worthless boy!!!

______________________________________

6.) The Rock Show

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A -   x02220
E -   022100
F#m - 244222
D -   xx0232
C#m - x46654


Intro: A--D--E-- x2, A

Tom:
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------| x4
A|-------7-7-7-5-5-5-4-4-4-|
E|-5-5-5-------------------|


verse 1:
A
 Hanging out behind the
club at the weekends
D
 Acting stupid getting
E
drunk with my best friends
A
 I couldn´t wait for the
summer and the Warped Tour
D                     E
 I remember it´s the first
time I saw her there


Interlude: A--D--E-- x2


verse 2:
A
  She´s getting kicked out of
school because she´s failing
D
  I´m kind of nervous cause I
E
think all her friends hate me
A
  She´s the one she´ll
always be there
D
  She took my hand and
     E
that made it I swear


Chorus:
          A
Because I fell in love with
    F#m         D
the girl at the rock show
A
She said "What" and I
F#m             D
told her that I didn´t know
A
She´s so cool I´m gonna
F#m                  D
sneak in through her window
E
Everything´s better
     D
when she´s around
  E
I can´t wait til her
           D
parents go out of town
  E
I fell in love with the
D           C#m
girl at the rock show


Interlude: A--D--E-- x2


verse 3
A
  When we said were
gonna move to Vegas
D                E
  I remember the look
her mother gave us
A
  Seventeen without a
purpose or direction
D
  We don´t owe anyone a
E
fucking explanation


(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge:
F#m
  Black and white picture
D
of her on my wall
         A
I waited for her call
           E
She always kept me waiting
F#m
  And if I ever got
 D
another chance
              A
I´d still ask her to dance
            E       D
Because she kept me waiting


Tom:
e|---------------------------------|
B|-2---2---2---3---2---2---2---3---|
G|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D|---------------------------------| x2
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|


Mark:
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------|
E|---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-|

G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------2-2-0-0-|
A|-9-9-9-9-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-0-2-4-0-0-0-0-0---------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
A           D   E
  I´ll never forget tonight
(Repeat until fade)

______________________________________________

7.) Stay Together For The Kids

Key: D

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
D -    xx0232
A/C# - x476xx or x422xx
Bm -   x24432
A -    x02220
G -    320033
F#m -  244222


Intro:

Tom: x2
          D                A/C#              Bm               A
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-------------0---|-----------------|
D|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---7---0-4-0-|---0---4---0---0-|---2---4-5-4-2-0-|
A|-5---5---5-------|-4---4---5-------|-2---2---2-------|-0---0-----------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|


Verse 1:
D                   Bm
  it's hard to wake up
When the shades have
            A
been pulled shut
This house is haunted
its so pathetic
it makes no sense at all
D                         Bm
  I'm ripe with things to say
                        A
the words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this
home I'd read it every day


Chorus:
G                  F#m
  So here's your holiday
           G
Hope you enjoy it this time
                 F#m
You gave it all away
       G
It was mine
                        F#m
So when you're dead and gone
           G
Will you remember this night?
                 F#m
Twenty years now lost
It's not right


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
D                      Bm
  Their anger hurts my ears
                              A
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems
they never solve them
It makes no sense at all
D                  Bm
  I see them every day
                          A
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants
and it's what she wants
Then why's there so much pain?


(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude: D--A--G--A x4, G--F#m x2


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
         G
It's not right
         F#m
It's not right
         G    F#m
It's not right


G--F#m--G--F#m
(Repeat until fade)

_____________________________________________

8.) Roller Coaster

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A/C# - x476xx
D -    xx0232
A -    x02220
E -    022100
Bm -   x24432


Intro: A/C#--D--A--

Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x2
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|


Chorus:
A
Breathing deeply
walking backwards
D
Finding strength to
Bm       D
call and ask her
A
Roller coaster
favorite ride
D
Let me kiss you
Bm       D
one last time


Interlude: A---E--D-- x2

Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x8
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|


Verse 1:
A         D
Leave me standing here
Bm             D
  Act like I'm not around
    A
The coast will
         D
probably never clear
Bm
  Can I please
D
go home now?
  A
I had that dream
D       Bm       D
  about you again
        A           D
Where I wait outside
          Bm       D
until you let me in
And there I stayed

Interlude: A---E--D--

Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-2---2-3-2-------|
G|---2-------2---2-|
D|-------------2---| x4
A|-----------------|
E|-----------------|


Verse 2:
A     D      Bm
Lay beside me and
       D
listen at the wall
      A       D
We'll keep on lying
Bm
  until the
D
summer comes
  A             D
I had that dream
      Bm       D
about you again
Where you
A           D
drive my car
Right off a
Bm           D
fucking cliff
And Now I'm


(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge: Bass lines
A---E--D x6


Verse 3:
A       D      Bm
Make me promise that
       D
I will never tell
    A   D        Bm
All I remember is the
        D
way her bedroom smelled
  A             D
I had that dream
      Bm       D
about you again
        A           D
Where I wait outside
          Bm       D
until you let me in
And Now I'm


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
    A/C# D
Goodnight
    A(hold)
Goodnight

_________________________________________________

9.) Reckless Abandon

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -   x24442
E -   022100
G#m - 466444
F# -  244322


Intro:
B
On on and on
reckless abandon
E
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G#         F#
Nothing to hold on to we'll
E
use this song to lead you on


Interlude: B--E--G#m--F# x4

Guitar:
e|------------|--------------|
B|-4-----7--5-|-4--4-5-------|
G|----4-------|---------6--6-|
D|------------|--------------| x2
A|------------|--------------|
E|------------|--------------|
      x3


Verse 1:
B
  I learned alot today
not sure if I'll get laid
F#
  not sure if I'll fail or pass
kissed every girl in class
B
  everybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
F#
  a memory thats full of fun
fucked up when it's all done


Chorus:
B
On on and on
reckless abandon
E
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G#m        F#
Nothing to hold on to we'll
E
use this song to lead you on
    G#m
and break the truth
     F#
with more bad news we
E
left a scar size extra large


(Repeat Interlude)


Verse 2:
B
  Sip a drink of the alcohol
end up kneeling in bathroom stalls
F#
  eyes are red my movements slow
to high got vertigo
B
  he took a shit in the bathroom tub
and fed the dog the brownie drug
F#
  tried hard to not get cought
He fucked a chick in a parking lot


(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge: B--E--G#m--F#-- x4


Verse 3:
B
  Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
F#
  Turn the music up way to loud
Charge the pizza to the house
B
  Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
F#
  Memory that's full of fun
Fucked Up When It's all done


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: B

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10.) Everytime I Look For You

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -   x24442
C#m - x46654
E -   022100
F# -  244322
G#m - 466444


Intro: B--


Verse 1:
B
  I never found out
why you left him
C#m
  But this answer
E
begs that question
B
  Too blind to
see tomorrow
C#m
  too broke To
E
beg or borrow
B
Young and Stupid
C#m       E
Left wide open
B
hearts are wasted
C#m       E
Lives are broken


Interlude: B--F#--E--C#m-- x2


Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------|
B|-4--5-4--5-4--5-4--2-4-|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x2
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|


Verse 2:
B
  One more point
of contention
C#m
  I need some
E
intervention
B
  Approached with
vague intentions
C#m
  Betray my
E
short attention
 B
span The distance
C#m        E
bridge the border
B
beg forgiveness
C#m        E
round the corner


Chorus 1:
G#m
Everytime I look for
        E        B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
            E     B
whole thing runs aground
  G#m
I left another message
        E      B
You are never around
    G#m
But everytime I look for
        E        B
you the sun goes down
E
Once more Will the last
one out please shut the door


(Repeat Interlude)


Verse 2:
B
  More time apart
will give you
C#m
  A few more
E
months to argue
B
  Is this to much
to live through
C#m         E
  It always seemed
           B
too far to drive
The point home
C#m       E
send more letters
B
pray tomorrow
C#m     E
ends up better


(Repeat Chorus 1)


Bridge: B--F#--E x4


Verse 3:
B                F#
  I never did do anything
that she asked
E
  I never let what happened
stay in the past
B
  I never did quite
F#
understand what she meant
E
  In spite of everything
in spite of everything


Chorus 2:
G#m
Everytime I look for
        E        B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
            E     B
whole thing runs aground
  G#m
I left another message
        E      B
You are never around
    G#m
But everytime I look for
        E        B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
            E     B
whole thing runs aground
  G#m
I left another message
        E      B
You are never around
    G#m
But everytime I look for
        E        E(hold)
you the sun goes down
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11.) Give Me One Good Reason

Key: E

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
E -    022100
B -    x24442
C#m -  x46654
E/G# - 476xxx
A -    x02220


Intro: E--B x2, C#m--A--C#m--B


Guitar 2:
         E                 B
e|----------------|-----------------|
B|----------------|-----------------|
G|-----1-----1----|-----------------|
D|---2-----2---2--|---4-2---4-2---4-| x2
A|-2-----2--------|-2-----2-----2---|
E|----------------|-----------------|

         C#m               A
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------|
D|-----2-----2-----|---2-2---2-2---2-|
A|-4-----4-----4---|-0-----0-----0---|
E|-----------------|-----------------|

         C#m               B
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
G|---1-----1-----1-|-----------------|
D|-----2-----2-----|---4-2---4-2---2-|
A|-4-----4-----4---|-2-----2-----2---|
E|-----------------|-----------------|


Verse 1:
E                  B
  Mom and dad they quite
don't understand it
E                   B
  All the kids they laugh
as if they planned it
C#m
  Why do girls want to
A
pierce their nose?
C#m
  And walk around in
B
torn pantyhose Oh yeah!


Interlude: E--B x2

Guitar 2:
        E              B
e|--------------|--------------|
B|--------------|--------------|
G|------------1-|--------------|
D|-2-2-2-2-2----|--------1h2-2-| x2
A|-2-2-2-2-2----|--2-2-2-------|
E|-0-0-0-0-0----|--------------|


Verse 2:
E
  I like the ones who say
     B
they listen to the punk rock
E
  I like the kids who fought
 B
against how they were brought up
C#m
  They hate the trends and
          A
think its fucked to care
C#m
  It's cool when they
            B
piss people off
with what they wear Oh yeah!


(Repeat Interlude)


Chorus:
   E       E/G#     B
So give me one good reason
E      E/G#    B       A
Why we need to be like them
E         E/G#         B
Kids will have fun and offend
E          E/G#
They don't want to
    B         A
and don't fit in


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 3:
E
  Hate the jocks the preps
    B
the hippy-fuckin-scumbags
E
  Heavy metalers with their
B
awful pussy hair bands
C#m
  Counting seconds until
A
we can get away
C#m
  Ditching school almost
B
every single day Oh yeah!


(Repeat Interlude twice)
(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge: C#m--A--C#m--B--C#m--A--C#m--B-A-E(hold)


Guitar 2:

-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
-------------------------------|

   E   E   E   E   Q    E  E     EE  E  E  E  E  E  E
------------------------------|--------------------------|
------------------------------|--------------------------|
--13--14--14--14--13----9--9--|--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|
---x---x---x---x---x----x--x--|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
--11--12--12--12--11----7--7--|--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|
------------------------------|--------------------------|

  E  E  E  E  E  E  E  E   E  E  E   E   E   E   E E
--------------------------|-------------------------------|
--------------------------|-------------------------------|
--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
--------------------------|-------------------------------|

   E   E   E   E   Q    Q        E   E E   E   E   S  S E  E
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|
--13--14--14--14--13----9----|--11--11--11--11--11--13-11-9--9--|
---x---x---x---x---x----x----|---x---x---x---x---x---x--x-x--x--|
--11--12--12--12--11----7----|---9---9---9---9---9--11--9-7--7--|
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|

  E   E   E   E   E   S  S Q       EE  E   E   E   E   E   E
--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
--9--11--11--11--11--13-11-9----|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x---x---x---x---x---x--x-x----|--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7---9---9---9---9--11--9-7----|--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
--------------------------------|-------------------------------|

   E   E   E   E   Q    E  E     EE  E  E  E  E  E  E
------------------------------|--------------------------|
------------------------------|--------------------------|
--13--14--14--14--13----9--9--|--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|
---x---x---x---x---x----x--x--|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
--11--12--12--12--11----7--7--|--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|
------------------------------|--------------------------|

  E  E  E  E  E  E  E  E   E  E  E   E   E   E   E E
--------------------------|-------------------------------|
--------------------------|-------------------------------|
--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|--x--x--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
--7--7--7--2--2--2--2--2--|--7--7--7---9---9---9--11--11--|
--------------------------|-------------------------------|

   E   E   E   E   Q    Q        E   E E   E   E   S  S E  E
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|
--13--14--14--14--13----9----|--11--11--11--11--11--13-11-9--9--|
---x---x---x---x---x----x----|---x---x---x---x---x---x--x-x--x--|
--11--12--12--12--11----7----|---9---9---9---9---9--11--9-7--7--|
-----------------------------|----------------------------------|

  E   E   E   E   E   E  E E
-------------------------------|----|
-------------------------------|----|
--9--11--11--11--11--13--9--8--|--9-|
--x-------x---x---x---x--x-----|----|
--7---9---9---9---9--11--7--6--|--7-|
-------------------------------|----|


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: E(hold)

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12.) Shut Up

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A -   x02220
C#m - x46654
D -   xx0232
E -   022100
Bm -  x24432


Intro: A, A--C#m-D x4

Guitar 2:
     A         C#m        D
e|-----0---|-----0---|-----0---|
B|---------|---------|---------|
G|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2-|
D|---------|---------|-0-------| x4
A|-0-------|-4-------|---------|
E|---------|---------|---------|
     x2


Verse 1:
         A
Shut the fuck up she said
    C#m           D
I'm going fucking deaf
              A
You're always too loud
             C#m     D
Everything's too loud
         A
Now that all my friends left
     C#m              D
This place is fucking dead
        A
I wanna move out
            C#m
When can we move out?
     D                A  C#m
This shit has got to stop
D           A  C#m D A C#m D
  I'll run away


Verse 2:
        A
Get the fuck up she said
     C#m            D
Your life is meaningless
           A
It's going nowhere
             C#m    D
You're going nowhere
              A
You're just a fuck up she said
     C#m           D
I'll live alone instead
               A
She said: "You don't care"
         C#m       D
I know I don't care


Chorus:
     D            A
I'll never ask permission from you
D                A
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
Bm             D
I'm not coming home
          Bm                 D
I'm never going to come back home


Verse 3:
          A
I got too fucked up again
    C#m               D
And passed out on the plane
            A
Tried to forget you
        C#m       D
I can't forget you
    A
No sleep on this flight
     C#m             D
I'll think about the nights
          A
We had to get through
           C#m         D
How did we get through?


(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge:
          E  C#m A E C#m A
I'll run away
E              C#m
  I think it's time
     A
that I should leave
E              C#m
  I think it's time
     A
that I should leave
E              C#m
  I think it's time
     A
that I should leave
E              C#m
  I think it's time
     A
that I should leave


Bridge: A--C#m-D x4

Guitar 2: x2
             A                   C#m            D
e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|-13-13-13-13-|-11-11-11-11-|
D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
A|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-|--9--9--9--9-|
E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|

             A                   C#m            D
e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
G|-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|
D|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
A|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-|
E|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
      A
I runaway
             C#m
I think it's time
    D
for me to leave
(Repeat x4)


End on A(hold)

______________________________________________

13.) Please Take Me Home

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -     x24442
C#m -   x46654
G#m -   466444
E -     022100
F# -    244322
F#/Bb - x143xx
B/Eb -  x698xx
C#m7 -  x424xx
B2 -    x214xx


Intro: B--


Verse 1:
B          C#m       G#m E
  Oh no it happened again
B
  She's cool she's
C#m          G#m   E
hot she's my friend
B               C#m        G#m E
  I'd drive for hours it's so
B              C#m        G#m E
  You leave me nowhere to go


Refrain:
E
She's unstoppable
B
Unpredictable
G#m
I'm so jaded
F#
Calculated
E    F#/Bb
Wrong


Chorus:
B            F#/Bb
  Please take me home
G#m       E
  Too late it's gone
B      F#/Bb
  I bet you're sad
G#m           E
  This is the best
time we ever had


Verse 2:
B        C#m          G#m E
  I hope hope that it last
B         C#m        G#m E
  Give in forget the past
B                C#m          G#m E
  Be strong when things fall apart
B        C#m            G#m  E
  Honest this breaks my heart


(Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice)


Interlude: B--C#m7--B2--E x2


Bridge:
B          C#m7       B2   E
Why did we have to go date?
B             C#m7     B2  E
It's too easy to complicate
B                C#m
  Be strong when things fall apart
B/Eb              E
  (Be strong when things fall apart)
B         C#m            B/Eb
  Honest, this breaks my heart
         E
(I'ts so hard) let's go!!!


Interlude: B--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E x2, B--F#/Bb--G#m--E x2, F#--


(Repeat Chorus)

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14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over

Key: C

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
C -  x32010
G -  320003
F -  133211
Am - x02210


Verse 1:
C
I hear the phone it
         G      F
rings so violently
C
Can't leave my room
cant breath since
G        F
she left me
C
I will admit I hate
      G        F
those things i said
C
Girls always cry guys
             G        F
will never admit they did


Refrain:
C       G      F
Hold on hold on
C       G      F
hold on hold on


Chorus:
C
Dont tell me that it's over
G               F
I'm not used to this temptation
C
And when you come back running
G                  F
There's no use for explanation
C
I think things are too hurtful
G            F
Even with my expert knowledge
C
Most girls do mean trouble
G                F
because they are rarely honest


Interlude: C--F-G x2

Guitar 2:
e|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|---2---2----2----| x4
A|-3---3---3-----3-|
E|-----------------|


Verse 2:
C
What's with the jokes
           G          F
all the routines they play
 C
Screwing with my head
never quitting till
     G         F
they get their way
C
Guys like to run chicks
        G        F
love to yell you see
C
Guys hate to fight
                 G    F
girls think it's therapy


(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Repeat Interlude)


Breakdown: C--G-Am-F x2


Bridge:
C       G      Am F
Hold on hold on
C       G      Am F
hold on hold on


(Repeat Chorus twice)


Outro:
C(hold)
Dont tell me
that it's over
I'm not used to
this temptation

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15.) Time To Break Up

Key: C#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
C# -   x46664
G# -   466544
Bbm -  x13321
F# -   244322
Fm -   133111
C#/F - 143xxx
Ebm -  x68876


Intro:

Part 1:
G#-F#-Fm-G#

Part 2:
C#--G#-F#-G# x2

Guitar 2: x means palm mute
         C#               G#           F#       G#
e|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
B|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
G|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
D|-----3-3-1-1----|-----3-3-1-1----|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| x2
A|-4-4----------4-|--------------4-|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-|
E|----------------|-4-4------------|-2--x-x-|-4--x-x-|
         x2


Verse 1:
C#
  I guess it's
only the men
G#
  Who get fucked
F#
now and again
C#
  We take our chicks
to the mall
G#
  We wait in
F#
parking stalls
C#
  And when we come
home too late
G#
  She's pissed that
F#
she had to wait
C#
  And my excuse
not to call
G#         F#
  It never worked
at all


Chorus:
C#
Time to wake up
C#/F
Where's your daughter?
F#
Hurts to break up
G#
She was stronger
C#
All my friends say
C#/F
Please don't love her
F#
What did I gain?
G#
Now I miss her so


(Repeat Intro Part 2)


Verse 2:
C#
  I used to hate
the lipstick
G#
  It stained and
F#
tasted so sick
C#
  The panty hose
and the bra
G#
  She threw on
F#
my guitar
C#
  Shit Fuck I
made a mistake
G#
  I thought I
F#
needed a break
C#
  The truth is I'm
such a dick
G#
  It's broke and
F#
can't be fixed


(Repeat Chorus)


Breakdown: Bbm--F#--C#--G#--

Guitar 2:
         Bbm                F#                C#
G#
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|---3---3---3---3-|-----------------|
A|---4---4---4---4-|---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---|---6---6---6---6-|
E|-6---6---6---6---|-2---2---2---2---|-----------------|-4---4---4---4---|


Bridge:
Bbm
  If you want to call it a
F#
heart ache (a heart ache)
              C#
Then I sure regret
               G#
those things I miss her
Bbm
  If you want the pain
   F#
to go away (to go away)
Better suck up your
C#              G#
pride admit you lost her
        C#
Let her go (let her go)
     G#
move on (move on)
        C#
let her go (let her go)
     G#
move on (move on)
        C#             G# Fm Ebm
let her go (let her go)


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
C#     G#
  Move on
(move on)
        C#
let her go
(let her go)
     G#
Move on
(move on)
        C#
let her go
(let her go)
     G#
Move on
(move on
        C#
let her go
(let her go)
     G#
Move on
(move on
        C#(hold)
let her go

________________________________________________

16.) What Went Wrong

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords:
A -   x02220
F#m - 244222
E -   022100
D -   xx0232
Bm -  x24432


Intro:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|


A--F#m-D x4


Verse 1:
A                  F#m
I'm sick of always hearing
          E                    D
All those sad songs on the radio
A             F#m
All day it is there to remind
        E
An over-sensitive guy that he's
D
lost and alone yeah


Interlude:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|

A--F#m-D x2


Verse 2:
A                    F#m
I hate our favourite restaurant
              E              D
Our favourite movie our favourite show
A                F#m
We would stay up all of the night
         E
We would laugh and get
           D
high never answer the phone


Chorus:
A          E
I can't forgive
         F#m
can't forget
           D
Can't give in
          A
What went wrong coz
    E             F#m
you said this was right
    D
You fucked up my life


Interlude:
e-------------|
B-------------|
G-----4---2*--|
D-2-----------|
A-------------| x4
E-------------|

A--F#m-D x4


Verse 3:
A                  F#m
I'm sick of always hearing
      E                     D
Sappy love songs on the radio
A
This place it's fucking
F#m
cursed and it's plagued
          E
And I can never escape
        D
when my heart it explodes


(Repeat Chorus)


Guitar Solo:
        F#m                 D
e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------|
B|-------------2---|-------------2---|
G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|
D|-----------------|-0-------0-------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-2-------2-------|-----------------|
        x2                  x2

         A                  Bm                       D
e|-----0-----------|-----0-----------|----------------------------------|
B|-------------2---|-------------2---|-----2-----2-----2--2-2--2-2--2-2-|
G|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2---2---2-|---2-----2-----2----2-2--2-2--2-2-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-0-----0-----0------0-0--0-0--0-0-|
A|-0-------0-------|-2-------2-------|----------------------------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|----------------------------------|


Clarinet Solo:
   F#m      D           A
e|-----|---------|--------------|
B|-----|---------|------2--3--5-|
G|-2---|-1--2--4-|--2-----------|
D|-----|---------|--------------| x2
A|-----|---------|--------------|
E|-----|---------|--------------|

   E   D
e|---|---|
B|-0-|---|
G|---|-2-|
D|---|---|
A|---|---|
E|---|---|


Outro:
    A           F#m        D
I'm kicking out fiercely at the
      A          F#m      D
World around me, what went wrong X4
    A
I'm kicking

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17.) Fuck A Dog

Key: G

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
G - 320033
C - x32010
D - xx0232

      G       C     D
e|---------|-----|-----|
B|---0-----|-----|-----|
G|-------0-|---0-|---2-|
D|-----0---|-----|-0---|
A|---------|-3---|-----|
E|-3-------|-----|-----|


Intro: G--C-D x2


Verse 1:
G C D
I   wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C    D
  He wants to fuck
  G
a dog in the ass
C   D            G  C
  I wanna fuck a dog
             D
That's right kids
G C D
I   tried to fuck
     G
your mom in the ass
C D
  Tried to fuck
     G
your dad in the ass
C       D
  Could only find
    G  C        D
the dog and his ass


Chorus 1:
G C D
We  wanna fuck a
G             C
dog in the ass
   D
We wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C   D
 We wanna
       G  C D
fuck a dog


Verse 2:
G C         D
I  tried to fuck a fucking
G
pirate in the ass
     C
Argh me and me first
         D           G
mate you scurvy cure!
C          D
  Tried to fuck a fucking
G     C                D
pirate but I found the dog
            G
Ah that was no pirate man
             C          D
that was thy own sister!
G(hold)                     C D
       It's a mexican pirate


Chorus 2:
G C D
We  wanna fuck a
G             C
dog in the ass
   D
We wanna fuck a
G(hold)       G
dog in the ass
C       D
  Wanna fuck a
        G(hold)
fucking dog


Outro:
G C D(hold)
           Fuck You
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18.) When You Fucked Grandpa

Key: D

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
D - xx0232
A - x02220
G - 320033


Intro:
Uno dos
tres quatros


D--G-A


Verse 1:
                D
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you
        G         A
that he loved you?
       D
Did he hold you until
the sun did rise
    G
And did he look
  A
into your eyes
    D
And ask you to
fellate him
     G
And stick a finger
A
or two in his ass


Chorus:
G
He seems like
  A
a total asshole
G            A
Grandpa is a total
fucking asshole
G
Who would ever want
  A
a dirty greasy
finger in his ass?
   (hold)
He rubs his dick
in broken glass


(Repeat Intro twice)


Verse 2:
When you fucked
D
grandpa
Did he kiss you
         G      A
soft and tender?
       D
Did he tie your hands
behind your head
    G
And was it on your
A
mother's bed? And


(Repeat horus)


Mark Speaks while
singing Chorus
This is fucking
stupid man
I can't believe
you'd have
sex with your
own grandfather
I mean you
guys are related!
What's he gonna do
take out his teeth
and just lay them on
the side of the bed?
Man you like to fuck
him in the butt
and have everyone come in
and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place
this is stupid I hate you all
I'm not even going to have
sex with my mom tonight man
this is stupid!
A(hold)
       I hate you!

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19.) Mother's Day

Key: G

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
Em - 022000
G -  320033
F# - 244322
C -  x32010
D -  xx0232


Intro: Em--G-F# x2


Verse:
Em
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
                                G F#
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Em
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
                                G F#
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'


Chorus:
Em C              G  D
    It's mother's day
Em C              G  D
    It's mother's day
Em C              G  D
    It's mother's day
Em C              G  D
    It's mother's day


(Repeat Verse and Chorus)


Outro: Em(hold)
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blgblg wrote on August 20 2009, 04:16 pm

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