Cookout Chords

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Cookout, by Bo Burnham


INTRO:

E                D            A
Grab a seat have something to eat
                    D    E
Help yourself its alright
                           D    A
If you want a beer they're over here
                            E
But we only got Coor's light
                   D        A
Try a chip with my homemade dip
                    D    E
the stuff is out of sight
E                                D
Right before bed we'll shave your head
                           E
It's good to see you dressed in white


                 A       E    D
Cause its a Klan KooKout
E    A       E     D
Klan KooKout
E    A       E     D   
Klan KooKout
E           A    E     D   E
Klan KooKout


A            E D
 Heres my wife/sister
                        E 
 She brightens up my day
A                   E      
 She went away and i missed her
D                         E
 Cause my moms a lousy lay
A                E                             
 Don't hang with foreign fellows
D                      E
 It'll only be your loss
A                    E         
 Stay here and roast marshmallows,
D                 E
 By the burning cross


            A      E   D
At the Klan Kookout
E         A      E    D
Klan Kookout
E       A      E    D
Dans on lookout
       E    A      E     D    E
At the Klan Kookout


A             E  
 And if you're black
D                         E
 Don't wanna see your face
A                  E          D
 They're like high school track
                   E
 Just a stupid race
A             E
 We got a plan
D             E
 Kill all the Jews
A                 E
 Are you a Mexican
D                  E
 Cause you seem confused?
 senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

           A       E  D  E
Its a Klan Kookout
A           E   D   
Klan KooKout
            E                A       E    D    E
Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
            A       E    D   
at the Klan Kookout


E                       D   A                           D
 All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed 
E                    D       A                            D  
 Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
E          D      A                   D
 I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
E                 D              E
 And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!


A            E     
 We hate Hispanics
D                 E
 Hence the 20 foot walls
     A                         E     
 And all you goddamn dirty catholics
D                        E
 Can cath-o-lick my balls
A                        E     
 Ethnics give off weird aromas
D                      E 
 But what I can't understand
   A                         E
 Is why we need high school diplomas
D                 E
 With the bible in hand!


            A      E   D  
At the Klan KooKout
E    A      E   D
Klan Kookout
E    A      E   D
Klan Kookout
E    A      E   D    A
Klan Kookout 


...I have Jewish friends