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Hey Everyone this is my first tab so don't chop it down like a lumberjack
Bo Burnham
"I'm Bo Yo"
Standard Tuning
NO CAPO
Intro
E A C#m B (2x)
Verse 1
E A
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
C#m B
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
E A
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
C#m B
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
E A
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
C#m B
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
E A
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
C#m B
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
E A
Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
C#m B
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
E A
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
C#m B
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya
Chorus
E
I'm bo yo
A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#m B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#m B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
E A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m
Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?
E A C#m B
Verse 2
//This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play
along...here are the chords
Go to a
E A
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
C#m B
Spin that plant around you got a third world country
E A
That's right, consider yourself warned
C#m B
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
E A
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
C#m B
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
E A
Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?
C#m B
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
E A
First base, were making out
C#m B
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
E A
Third base, I'm getting take out
C#m B
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
E A
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
C#m B
My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
E A
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
C#m B
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus
E
I'm bo yo
A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#m B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#m B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
E A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m B E
Provided that you point me in the general Direction
A C#m B
E A
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
C#m B
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
E A
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
C#m B
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
E A
My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
C#m B
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
E A
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
C#m B
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
E A
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects
C#m B
but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
E A
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same
C#m B
then the only sex left is some left hand shame
E A
And girl I left you cause u left the game
C#m B
and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus
E
I'm bo yo
A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#m B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#m B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
E A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m B
Ooohhh...but im inidaquite
E A
have i got that point across yet
C#m B
How original
E A
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
C#m B
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
E A
This isn't about ironic pigment
C#m B
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
E E
My junks so long that it hangs and
C#m B
so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
E A
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
C#m B
if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
E A
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
C#m B
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
E A
If I'm in the closet then you are below me
C#m B
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Chorus
E
I'm bo yo
A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#m B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#m B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
E A C#m B
(bo skatting the outro)
E
