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Bo Burnham Welcome To Youtube Capo 5th fret Chords in relations to Capo D G Bm A e|-2-|-3-|-2-|-0-| B|-3-|-3-|-2-|-2-| G|-2-|-0-|-3-|-2-| D|-0-|-0-|-4-|-2-| A|---|-2-|-4-|-0-| E|---|-3-|-2-|---| Intro D G Bm A D G Bm A D G Bm A I used to walk through life, now I frolic. D G Youtube has been like a father to me, Bm A D G Bm A Except Youtube's not an alcholic. D G Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid, Bm A that thought he was funnier, & cooler D G Bm A than he actually was. D G and now not much has changed, Bm A D G Bm A but I have a shitload of money. Bm G A Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas. Bm If by people you mean G 13-year-old girls, A and by ideas you mean A how they love the Jonas Brothers. Bm I'm just kidding G But let's be honest, A that's a hefty majority. Bm G And if you don't believe me D A You must be a noob Chorus A D So, Welcome to Youtube! G You don't know what you're missing, Bm and just by searching, A "Women Kissing". D -It's Youtube! G This country's been needing a Bm generation of kids who A don't waste their time reading. G Am I the only one who thinks that A Lisa Nova's hot? D G Bm A And Chris Crocker's not... D G Bm A he's hotter. D G Most of the best Youtubers Bm A are either asian or their gay. D So if there's an untapped G youtube celebrity, Bm A and his name is George Takei D and your favorite coat G has a doo-doo stain. Bm I pray to god that it's A chocolate rain D And I find videos of G Bm A D G Bm A babies laughing a bit intrusive. D G A Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube D G Wait, did I say youtube? A I meant the black vote D G And I think Youtube and Fred are A "So Cool!" D And What The Buck! G Bm A will be back in a jiffy lube A D G So, Welcome to Youtube! A Yeah... A D So, Welcome to Youtube! G A Hey... A D Welcome to Youtube! D G I said, listen and linger, Bm A Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger! D It's youtube! G The impact is evident. Bm A Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President! D Upload a video, G A You have nothing to lose! D G Bm except all your friends... A D G Bm A & the approval of your parents.. D G "Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-old Bm A I got drunk at a party, and I think someone was video-taping it, but I don't want D anyone to see it, cuz G A I showed half of my boob!" Sorry Mary!-- A D G Bm A Welcome to Youtube! D G Bm A Say Hello to Youtube! Yeah... D Bm A Say goodbye to your College Scholarship. Bm A And it will keep on going and it'll never stop! D Until it's privatized.