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[INTRO] (After much glissando...)
Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb Eb B B
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-11|1~~~~~~~~~~~~~-11|1-1---1-|--1---1-|--------|--------|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|2-2-2-2-|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
Eb Eb E F# E
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:1---1---|1---1---|2-------|4---2---|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
B Ebm E F#
The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload
B Ebm E F#
And nobody's gonna go to school today she’s gonna make them stay at home
E F# B E
And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was good as gold
(Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh)
E E
And he can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
(No reasons) (No reasons)
E F# F#6 F#7
What reason do you need to be shown?
(Reason) (Sho- o- o- o- own)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|
A:2---2---|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7
G:--------|--------|4---4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2-------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[CHORUS]
B B/Bb E/G# F#
I don’t like Mondays I don’t like Mondays
(Tell me why) (Tell me why)
B B/Bb E/G# E/G# F# N/C
I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh
(Tell me why)
B Ebm E F# E
The whole day down
B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# E/G#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|2---2---|
A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|--------|
F# N/C B Ebm E F# E
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:4-4-4-4-|4 |--------|1---1---|2---2---|44--22--|
A:--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
B Ebm E F#
The Telex machine is kept so clean and it types to a waiting world
(The Telex machine is kept so clean and it types to a waiting world)
B Ebm
And Mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked
(And Mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked)
E F#
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
(And their thoughts turn to their own little girl)
E F# B E
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
(Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh)
E E
They can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
(No reasons) (No reasons)
E F# F#6 F#7
What reason do you need? Oh Oh oh oh
(Nee- ee- ee-ee-eed)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|
A:2---2---|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7
G:--------|--------|4---4---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[CHORUS]
B B/Bb E/G# F#
I don’t like Mondays I don’t like Mondays
(Tell me why) (Tell me why)
B B/Bb E/G# E/G# F# N/C
I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh
(Tell me why)
Ebsus4 Ebsus4 Ebm Ebm
The whole day down down down shoot it all down...
B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# E/G#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2---2---|2---2---|
A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|--------|
F# N/C Ebsus4 Ebsus4 Ebm Ebm
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:4-4-4-4-|4 |1---1---|1---1---|--------|--------|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[INSTRUMENTAL] (Piano)
Ebsus4 Ebsus4 E F# B B B B
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:1---1---|1---1---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
B Ebm
And all the playing’s stopped in the playground now
E F#
She wants to play with her toys a while
B Ebm
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
E F#
And the lesson today is how to die
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
(Slowly...)
E F#sus4
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
B E
With the problems and the how's and why's
(Ooooooooh) (Oooooooooh)
E E
And he can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
(No reasons) (No reasons)
E F# F#6 F#7
What reason do you need to die die? Oh-oh-oh and
E F# B E E E E F# F#6 F#7
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:2---2---|4---4---|--------|2-------|2 |2 |2 |4---4---|4-------|
A:--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|------2-|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[VERSE]
B Ebm E F#
The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload Oh
B Ebm E F#
And nobody's gonna go to school today she’s gonna make them stay at home
E F# B E
And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was good as gold
(Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh)
E E
And he can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
(No reasons) (No reasons)
E F# F#6 F#7
What reason do you need to be shown?
(Sho- o- o- o- own)
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E F#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|44--22--|--------|1---1---|2---2---|4---4---|
A:2---2---|1---1---|--------|--------|2---2---|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|4-------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E F# B B/Bb E E E E F# F#6 F#7
G:--------|--------|4---3---|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:2-------|4-------|--------|2-------|2---2---|2---2---|2---2---|4---4---|4---4---|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
[CODA] (Briskly...)
B B/Bb E/G# F#
I don’t like Mondays I don’t like Mondays
(Tell me why) (Tell me why)
B B/Bb E/G# F#
I don't like I don't like I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why) (Tell me why)
B Ebm E F#
I don't like I don't like I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why) (Tell me why)
B Ebm E E F# N/C
I don't like Mondays I want to shoot Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooooh
(Tell me why)
(Slowly)...
B Ebm E F# B B
The whole day down...
(Oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh Oooh Oooh Ooooh)
(Briskly...)
B B/Bb E/G# F# B B/Bb E/G# F#
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|--------|--------|--------|--------|
A:2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|1-1-1-1-|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|--------|--------|--------|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-|
B Ebm E F# B Ebm E E
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|1-1-1-1-|2-2-2-2-|4-4-4-4-|--------|1-1-1-1-|2---2---|2---2---|
A:2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|2-2-2-2-|--------|--------|--------|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
(Slowly...)
F# N/C N/C B Ebm E F# B B
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:4-4-4-4-|4-------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|2~~~~~~~|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
Michael Oxner
moxner@nbnet.nb.ca
Updated January 31, 2012