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This is a very funny song i think.When i play it i use the F barred across the first 
but you could the other one.Either way it'll be good.

G      F           C
I work down at the pizza pit
    G          F       C
And I drive an old Hyundai
G       D            Em      C
I still live with my mom and dad
                             D
I'm five foot three and over weight
      G      F         C
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
G             F          C
Never been to second base
             G            D  Em          C
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
         D      G
go check out myspace

      C  G D              G
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
   C G    D            G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
  C            G         D             Em
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
      C                    D
and I love a good glass of wine
   C    G      D             G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
  C       G      D                 G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
      C         G        D            Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                   D
Chat with two women at one time
    G       F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G       F      C
So much cooler online
G     F      C
I get home I kiss my mom
        G     F    C
And she fixes me a snack
    G      D          Em       C
And I head down to my basement bedroom
         D     G
And fire up my Mac
G       F        C
In real life the only time I've
G         F        C
Ever even been to LA
        G         D               Em       C
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
        C           D    G
to play tuba in the rose parade

    C  G D              G
But On - line I live in Malibu
  C        G      D                   G
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
C                 G        D              Em
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
C                        D
Abs that would blow your mind
   C    G      D              G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
  C       G      D                 G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
      C         G        D            Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                   D
Chat with two women at one time
    G       F         C
I'm so much cooler On-line.
G       F        C
Yea I'm cooler online

         D                      G
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
C           D        G
Let alone a real girlfriend
      D                       G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
C                D
Every time I log in

Solo: Em D C G D Em C 
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C  G D              G
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
   C G    D            G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
C         G        D            G
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                   D
Chat with two women at one time
G           F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G       F      C
Yea I'm cooler online
G           F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G       F      C
Yea I'm cooler online