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GERTCHA ! – CHAS + DAVE Play it “status quo” style on guitar Some lyrics are guessed at ( probably cockney slang ) (C) well there’s a (C)word that i don’t understand i hear it everyday from my old man it maybe cockney rhyming slang , it ain’t in no school (G) book he says it (C)every time that he gets mad , a regular caution is my old dad rub the (F) old man up the wrong way and (G) bet your life you’ll hear him say ( run down from C = C,Bb,A,Ab ) ( run back up to B = G,A,Bb,B ) gertch u cow son , gertcha (C)gertcha - when the kids are swinging on the gate (F)gertcha - when the paper boy is half an hour late (C)gertcha – when the pigeons are peckin at his seeds (F)gertcha – when the barber starts (F#dim) diggin up his weeds (octave run up on bass) = G,A,Bb,B C,D,Eb,E gertch u cow son , gertcha (F)barstool preaching (D) that’s the old mans (G) game (rest of song follows same chord progressions) now the old man was a desert rat - khaki shorts and a khaki hat how me mother could have fancied that - i just don’t know but when the enemy came in sight - they gave up without a fight cos they rubbed him up the wrong way - and this is what they heard him say gertch u cow son , gertcha gertcha - when my rock and roll records wake him up gertch - when the poles knocked england out the cup gertch – when the kids are banging on the door gertcha- when the barman wont serve him any more gertch u cow son , gertcha barstool preaching he’s always been the same solo ( chords as verse , do it chuck berry style ) gertch u cow son , gertcha gertcha – when the dog left a message on the step gertcha – lester piggot when he lost it by a neck gertcha – when me brother kicked the toes out of his shoes gertcha – when the houseflies are flying round the room gertch u cow son , gertcha barstool preaching he’s always been the same gertcha when me mother says he cant go down the pup sisters boyfriend put sister up the club at the tomcats - when theyre kickin up a din Tottenham hotspurs – couldn’t get one in When me mother locks him out the flat When its raining – and he cant find his hat In the morning – when his motor car wont go Next door neighbour – when he wont give him a tow