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Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists.
IF Shania Was Mine
A
If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
E A
Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date we could have a good time
E A
If I got her on the Moonshine
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If Shania was mine say it fit just right
E A
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
E A
Cause I'd buy a new tupi
D A
Though I'd love to seduce her
D
But she married her producer
E
And all I do is pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
Chorus:
D A
If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
E
A
If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
D E
And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
G
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
D E
House cleaning kind
A
If Shania was mine
A
Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
E A
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
E A
She'd say, mmm, I like it like that
D
And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
E
And know all I do is wine
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
A
If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
E
If Shania was mine
Submitted By: Shane Littrell
