There Are Many Dangers Chords

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Gm      A#                      Fm
If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
   Cm             Gm     A#                   Eb           G   
Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out
Cm          Gm
I did and I got caught in the current
Eb               A#                        Eb      Asus4
Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm        A#         Fm
When it's very, very cold out
   Cm                  Gm      A#
Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
      Eb     G
For example, stop signs
Cm             Gm
I did and they had to pull some skin off
Eb                   A#                           Eb      Asus4
And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm          A#           Fm
When they'd taken out my tonsils
Cm                          
I brought them home
Gm        A#               Eb         G
Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
Cm                   Gm
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
Eb               A#                       Eb      Asus4
I've got lots of things to think about at night

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything