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Cross Canadian Ragweed / Carney Man By: Kyle Bennett C I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe F I want a squirtiní flower, squirt it on you C Like all the bad clowns do. G F C I want juggle bowling pins in the sun G F C I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun. C Iíll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight F Iíll even sell the corndogs, I donít care C As long as I am there. G F C Iíll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank G F C Iíll ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank. (chorus) C Iím a Carney Man, Iím a Carney Man, Iím a Carney Man, Iím a Carney Man, Solo: C A human cannon ball, I rise above it all F C Up higher than the trapeze, I can flyÖoh shit Iím gonna die. G F C I am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks G F C Every hour I come to find out, this jobÖit fucking sucks Have fun with the song