Horny As A Dandy Chords

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B D A E (though the whole song, actually...)

B                       D                     A
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow

                         E                   B
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone

                             D                     A
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected

                         E                   B
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

                      D                              A
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song

                       E                        B
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby

                        D                              A
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do

                            E                     B
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

B
I'm horny

A
Horny, horny, horny

C
So horny

E
I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

And I like you, yeah I like you
And I like you
I like you (x6)
And I feel horny horny tonight

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny