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Capo 4 C,G,Am,F
C G Am F
Why wont asians have sex whit me, im really good at maths and i love Bruce Lee.
C G Am F
I want you to be my fotunecookie, ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up whit me.
C G Am F
Im the kind of guy with a long sexuall past, get so much ass my cock needs a cast.
C G Am F
Sex all the time it gets so messy, i fuck more bitches the uncle jessie.
C G Am
But when it comes to a sertain type of rais you asian girls spraymaisin my
F G
face.
C G Am
I do not understand what im doing wrong thats why i wrote you asian girls
F
this special song.
C G Am F C
why wont asians have sex whit me, i play the violin and i love sushi, i
G Am F
would like to performe some bukake ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.
C G Am F
Met my first asian when i was only three first day at nersery her name was
C G Am
kim lee. I crawld over quick to show her my thing, i got more love for her
F C G
than there are people in bejing, im like, whats wrong baby why your being so
Am F C
shitty? At least let me play with your Hello kitty. She said no no no you
G
makin me sick
Am F C G Am F
as she gone into her moms suit up honda civic, honda civic hoooonda civic.
C G Am
Is it cuz im taller then five three, or is it cuz theres hair on my
F C G Am
body? Is it cuz i dont like to drink sakke whine that you never ever ever
F
love me long time.
C G Am F
Is it cuz im eastern euro...peaan and im not sure if ur japanese chinese or
korean.
C G Am
Is it cuz rarely go to the barber that u treat my heart like it was pearl
F
harbore.
C G Am F
Just becuz i live in my moms garage there are no happy endings at my asian
C G Am
massage. I love you girls from japan and manilla but you run away from me
F
like i was freggin godzilla.
C G Am
If i was fit and a little bit leaner i could maybe kiss the asians at my
F
lokal dry-kleaner.
C G Am
But untill that day happends utill that day comes ill
F
never get my hand on my asian love.
C G Am F
If you love me baby my love will go far i will even let you ride me like i
was a car.
C G Am
But i will be carefull ill hold on taight cuz i seen you girls drive before
F
and its not a pretty saight.
Cuz your asian.
C G Am F C
Why wont asians have sex whit me all i really want is asian pussy, i try and
G Am F
i try but i never succseed ohhh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.
C
Lick my balls....
