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The Ugliest Man In Town - Dr. Hook


       C        
Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
         F             
Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
          C                       A7
But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
        Dm       G7           C
'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town

     C                                 
I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
        F
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
            C                    A7
But still you know, that won't get you very far
         Dm       G7            C
When you're the ugliest man in town


               G                               C
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
        G                               C
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
      G                                     C
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
           A7             Dm                    G7
Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around


       C                             
Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
        F
All you want is my silver and gold
      C                                   A7
And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
         Dm      G7           C
Inside the ugliest man in town                   [Boy do I got plans for us]

       G                         C
Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
   G                         C
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
     G                    C
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
     A7    Dm        G7
Whenever I come around


        C                                         
Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
      F
If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
     C                              A7
Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
          Dm      G7       C
I'm the ugliest man in town
            Dm        G7        C
Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town

[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager.  You know what I mean? Just
sign this small piece of paper  here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week,
a couple  of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll  go to Japan baby,
they'll love you over there baby.  They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]