So Fly Chords

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D                                         F#
 I can't help being depressed
                                             Bm
When I look down at my chest
                                         Gm        
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
G                                   Gm
 How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?

D                           F#
 And I'm rollin my eyes
                                         Bm
When I look down at my thighs
                                             F#
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
                 G
To my legs
                                       D
I am too broke for the knife
                                  A
Too lazy to exercise

But if I had hazel eyes

Maybe I could be fly.

D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
 Then maybe I
            A
Maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
                         D
I could be so fly.
  F#    Bm    A
So fly [3x]

      D
Now listen
                                    F#
I've got a beautiful soul
                                  Bm
But only 4 people know
                                                 G
They've known me since I was 10
                                      D
Beauty did not matter then
                                      F#
Now that I'm 18 all that matters
                           Bm
Is sex cars and money
                                 G
I ain't got none of the three
                               D                                F#                           
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
                           Bm                            
And I sit at home jealous
                                     G   
There was no golden ticket
                             D
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
F#                                             Bm
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
                                     G                      
Of how I don't look and I should look

And that's why I say...

D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
 Then maybe I
            A
Maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
                         D
I could be so fly.
  F#    Bm    A
So fly [x6]

F#                              F#     
  So basically all I need
                             Bm
Is to be everything but me

Colored contacts
          G
Liposuction
                               F#
And breast implants
                                                       F#
Somehow that don't make much sense
                            Bm
I must be out of my head
                                    G                            
If I think, that I am governed by material things.
  D                   F#
So I decided I'm
                             Bm
The definition of fly
                                            G
And if you want to know why
                                              D
I know what money can't buy 
                                    F#
Don't go believing the hype
                                        Bm
There's no runway in the sky
                                        G
And no way you could be fly

Not if it costs you a dime.

D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
 Then maybe I
            A
Maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
                         D
I could be so fly.