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C D G Em
C D G
G D
You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
Em C
In your ‘69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
G D
And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
Em
For some Trojans and a six-pack,
C Am
Still your eyes kept wandering back to her,
C
It’s always her
D
So let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir
Chorus
C D
If you think you’re seeing double
G Em
Let me save you some trouble
C D G
This ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
C D
‘Cause I’m much more than just twice shy
G Em
I’ve had enough two-timing guys
C D G
Who only want me ‘cause they want my sister
D
My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
Em C
And the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine
G
But, if you look beneath the surface,
D
We’re as different as can be,
Em
‘Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you
C
And that heart belongs to me
Am C
And not to her, it’s always her
D
So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your girl
Chorus
Em
And if tomorrow you should die
C
My sister would not bat an eye
G
She doesn’t even know your name
D
She’s going with some other guy
Em
As long as she is still around
C
I’ll always have a trace of doubt
D
I need to know your love is real, but how?
G D
We’re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
Em
Mother pays her last respects
C
I look around, no one suspects
G D
That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
Em
And now that she is underground
C
I’ll know that you’re not hanging ‘round
Am C
For her, no, not for her
D G
And now I’ll know your love is true for sure
C D
It pains my heart to think of her
G
A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
Em
Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
C D Em
You can’t imagine just how much I miss her,
C D G
But now I know you want me, not my sister.
