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"God Is a Middle-Aged Woman"
Ezra Furman And The Harpoons
Verse:
C G
God is a middle aged woman
F
With planets for earrings
C G C
And international date lines at the corners of her eyes
and these chords repeat for the verse until...!
Chorus:
F C
But oh God won't you just say hello
F C G
Oh God you can take it real slow
And then after a while we have the bridge and outro:
F C F C F C G
Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night
F C F C F C G
Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before?
C G F
Oh God!