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"God Is a Middle-Aged Woman" Ezra Furman And The Harpoons Verse: C G God is a middle aged woman F With planets for earrings C G C And international date lines at the corners of her eyes and these chords repeat for the verse until...! Chorus: F C But oh God won't you just say hello F C G Oh God you can take it real slow And then after a while we have the bridge and outro: F C F C F C G Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night F C F C F C G Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before? C G F Oh God!