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Well, looking over the couple tabs that were on here I saw some problems with each, and
lots of things that were correct. So I thought I'd combine and build upon them. I used
people's work as a base and then built upon it. Parts at the end are particularly hard
to see but I believe it's quite accurate, and more so, much more accurate then previous
attempts. I hope you enjoy. Any corrections I'll be happy to incorporate if I see them
to be true.
Chords used in this song:
Dm7: x57565
A7: 575655
Bb7: x13131
C7: x35353
F: 133211
G: 355433
Gm7: 353333
Am7: 575555
F*: x87565
F6: 131211
G7: 353433
Verse 1
Dm7
Hey there, Bret
C7
I see you looking down
Bb7 C7 A7
Don’t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Dm7 C7
Just because I get more women than you
Bb7 C7 A7
That’s only because they don’t know you like I do.
Dm7 C7
Sure, you’re weedy and kinda shy
Bb7 C7 A7
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
Dm7 C7
They want you as a needle when they’re rolling in the hay.
Bb7 C7
Just hear me out when I say
Chorus 1
Dm7 A7 F G
Bret, you got it goin’ on.
Gm7 Am7
The ladies get to know your sexuality
C7 Dm7 F*
When they get to know your personality.
Dm7 A7 F G
I said, Bret, you got it goin’ on.
Gm7
Not in a gay way
Am7
Just in a hey, mate,
C7 Dm7 F*
I want to say that you’re looking okay, mate.
Verse 2
Dm7 C7 Bb7
Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
C7 A7
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Dm7 C7
Not all the time, obviously
Bb7 C7 A7
Just when he’s got a problem with his self esteem
Dm7 C7
Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable
Bb7
Because you’re bumpable
C7 A7 Dm7
Well, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable
C7 B7
If I say you’ve got a boom o wow
Come on, Bret
C7
Help me out now
Chorus 2 (All chords up one fret)
Dm7 A7 F G
Bret you got it goin’ on.
(Bret)I got it goin’ on.
Gm7 Am7
That’s the conclusion that I’ve come to
C7 Dm7 F*
But that doesn’t mean that I want to bum you.
Dm7 A7 F G
Bret, you’ve got it goin’ on.
(Bret)Got it goin’ on
Gm7
No doubt about it
Am7
We’d be getting crazy
C7 Dm7 F*
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
(Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally)
Dm7 A7 F6 G7
Oh, if one of us was a lady
Verse 3 (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher)
Gm7 Am7
And I was your man, if I was your man
(Hammer on and off on the A string)
Gm7 Dm7 F* Dm7 F* Dm7
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
Dm7 A7
And I need a woman
F6 G7
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
Dm7 A7 F6
In fact, one time when we were touring
G7
And I was really lonely
Gm7 Am7 Gm7
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
(Hammer)
Dm7 F* Dm7 F*
I put a wig on you
F6 G7
when you were sleeping
Dm7
I put a wig on you
A7
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Dm7 Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off)
Bret, you’ve got it goin’ on
