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There was one other version of this song, but that one missed a lot. So I decided 
to figure the chords out.

Please don't think that I forgot a lot of Minor chords, because it's almost 
completely Major chords. This is 100% right.

Intro: G

G
Come on, now get your ass out of bed
G
You heard what the man said
G                    A
The crew is already gone
        B                                F                  C G
We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?

G 
Tried to take a shuttle to Spain
G
They kicked me off the plane
G                          A
I guess I'll go to Japan
              B                                            F                   C G
Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man

D
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        Am
Who knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb                                     C                              G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song

G
Sake in aluminum cans
G
It fell in the wrong hands
G                                         A
And now we're chewing the scene
    B                           F               C    G
Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen

G
Walking through a German hotel
G
And not walking very well
G                        A
I gotta get to the van
   B                                     F            C  G
Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can

D    
And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city
        Am
He's saying that the directions are wrong
    Bb                                     C                         G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 
    Bb                                     C                         G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 

G G G A B F C G x 2 (Same as verse)

D
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        Am
Who knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb                                     C                              G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb                                     C                              G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb                                     C                              G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song


Then play G till the end.