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Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Tab

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BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES
by Frank Zappa

If you know the tune it should come easy!!!

Fast Rock!
C G // D A

HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
A                           CGDA      
SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE
A                                         CGDA
CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY
A                               D
BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE
Bm
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
Bm                  Em
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO?
E                         A
WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

CGDA

A                                    CGDA
MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY
A                                     CGDA
MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY
A                                               D
SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.

F#m  E  Etc...
AND DAGMAR 
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 
I ever saw in my life
WHAT HIS NAME
1,2,3,4
THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF
HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP
And yet he was a beautiful lady
NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE
Lets talk about leather
AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton
production
WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL
The story of a demented bread boffer
AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat
loaf

YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO
then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona
AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN
Volcanic hell
BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW
next Thursday, teen town finest
F#m   E
BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
E
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
YES, YES
E
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

C G // D A

NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST
AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 

A                                                      CGDA
YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
A                                        CGDA
WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO
A                                               D           D
YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU
F#m                                                E        D  
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 
F#m                                                 E       D
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 
F#m                                                 E       D
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 
THAT'S WHY I SAY
A                                                        D
I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE
CORN HOLE
FIST FUCK                                               4x
WRIST WATCH:CRISCO
PUD!
F#m                                                                               D
DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   [4X]
AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!  A



Good Luck with this one.  
Classic Zappa!!!

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jacretin wrote on July 9 2004, 12:00 am

Bob, where's the TAB? These are good representation of the chord progression and lyrics. . .

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Strat Master wrote on August 10 2006, 10:32 am

I'm not complaining, if you know your basic open chords (like every guitar player should know) then not only can you play the song, but you can play it along with the lyrics.

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mini-monkey wrote on April 19 2007, 07:49 pm

thats more of a vocal tab not a guitar

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