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WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

By Frank Zappa

Album: Joe's Garage Act I

Chord Intro:

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            D9
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Intro:

Am  AmM7  Am7  D9  (2X)


Am          G           F        F   G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Am          G           F        F   G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
  E             F                  G         E
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am          G           D                 Dsus4   D
Why does it hurt when I pee?


I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat


My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas


Instrumental Break

(^) Slide Up  (\) Slide Down  (h) Hammer On  (p) Pull Off  (b) Bend


E----------10---------12------13------14--------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G---10^11---------12------13------14------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------------|
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This part 4x
E---12------------------------------------------------------|
B-------13--12--10--12--10--12--13--------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------|

E--------------|--------------------------------------------|
B--------------|--------------------------------------------|
G--------------|--------------------------------------------|
D--------------|-----------5--7-----------------------------|
A--------------|--5--7--8-----------------------------------|
E---5--7--8--5-|--------------------------------------------|

E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------------------|
D---7--5----------------------------------------------------|
A---------8--7--5-------------------------------------------|
E------------------8--7--5--0-------------------------------|

E---------------|-------------------|------------------12---|
B------------9--|---------------10--|--------------12-------|
G---9--9--11----|---10--10--12------|--12--12--14-----------|
D---------------|-------------------|-----------------------|
A---------------|-------------------|-----------------------|
E---------------|-------------------|-----------------------|

E----------12------------------------------------------------|
B--13--15------15--13--12--13--15----------15------15-----15-|
G------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------14------14------14----|
A------------------------------------------------------------|
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