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Oldest Swinger In Town Ukulele Chords

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                      Fred Wedlock-Oldest Swinger In Town (live)
                      (Capo 2)
F* = 31023x

C                                     G     C
When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
F                     Am
Take her home in your hairy little car,
         C                E7              Am     F
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
           C                 G
You're the oldest swinger in town.

C                                        G        C
When you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
F                              Am
Swear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
         C           E7                Am             F
When you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way, 
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.

F*                C
Here you come and there you go,
D?                         G
White wheels, spots, and a stereo, 
C                 E7              Am       F
But the engine is clapped and the driver also, 
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.

C                              G         C
The barber takes a little less time each week,
F                           Am
The kids don't understand a word you speak,
         C           E7             Am          F        
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
           C                 G
You're the oldest swinger in town.

C                              G           C
You prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke,
F                                   Am
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
C                  E7                Am                  F        
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll get a stroke,
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.

F*                      C
Here you come with your chest all bare,
D                         G
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
C              E7         Am   F    
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear, 
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.

C                                 G          C
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
F                       Am
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut,
        C           E7              Am      F
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit, 
           C                 G                
You're the oldest swinger in town.

C                                     G     C
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
F                     Am   
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels, 
           C              E7         Am       F
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.

F*                      C
Here you come with your lips closed tight,
D                            G
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
           C        E7           Am     F
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
           C                 G          
You're the oldest swinger in town.
E7                Am    F
oldest swinger in town,
C               E7                Am            F     
And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
           C                 G
You're the oldest swinger in town.

       C             E7
And it takes you all night,
               Am             F
To do what you used to do all night,
           C      G          C
You're the oldest swinger in town.




Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;)
(Good laugh fer an open mic night)
RIP Fred.
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