Ballad Of Tim Webster Tab

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Song: The Ballad of Tim Webster
Band: Frenzal Rhomb
Album: Meet The Family
Guitars: 1, light distortion
Tuning: standard (EADGBE)
Tabbed by: Milo
Notes: enjoy
Legend:
	h  Hammer-on
	s  Slide
	~  Sustain

Intro & 1st Verse:

Time for our Play of the Day and it's a case of being torn between two loves,
an age old problem, what comes first, the beer or the ball...

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                             You remind me of a god, you are my hero

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					   An authority on all and sundry

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  It's remarkable your depth of knowledge

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 something's wrong with your eyes

Chorus:

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   what are           something's
    they protecting       wrong with 
          you from           your eyelids

Outro:

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Very politically incorrect, but very funny

bye
	from Milo