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Sex With Ducks Chords


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intro - C, Am, F, G

C                  Am
Pat Robertson once said,
G                     F
"It's a long downward slide
C                             Am
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
G                       F
If two men can stand side by side"

C                  Am
God, I hope he's right
G                                D
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Am                 G
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do
Something awful (awful, awful)

C              Am
Ducks, sex with ducks
F                  G
We'll do it in the rain
C             Am
Ducks, yeah, ducks
F                    G
Got those wet feet on my brain
Dm                            G
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Am                             D
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle
F                     G
It's a feeling I can't name
Dm                          F
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
F                C
Are one and the same

Gonna goose that goose
Gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
Gonna whack that Mallard
Until its feathers plume
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
Dive into your gold until you say
DuckTales, whoo hoo

Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
One and the same
One and the same 
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