A Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather D And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather And then about her sister and how I really missed her, A And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey; D It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving. A D Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs A D A She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs. A Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator D I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing. Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river A I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly D I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out. A D Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs A D A She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.