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Verse 1
A B#m
You call me up in the mornings
D E
We’ll stay on the phone until dawning
A D E A
You tell me secrets I actually keep
A B#m
You call me up around noon and
D E
Bring me all the good gossip
A D E
You hold my head when I throw up
A
I hold your hand when you weep
Bridge
D
And we talk about friends
E
And we talk about records
D
Talk about life
E
And we’ll talk about death
D
And we dance in the living room
E D
Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
E D
Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
Chorus
A D E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E A
E
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)
A D E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E
A D E
Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you
Verse 2
A B#m
You call me up in the evenings
D E
And tell me what they did this time
A D E A
No matter what, I’m by your side
A B#m
When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store
A E
We even like the same movies
A D E A
No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
D
And you laugh at my jokes
E
And I laugh at your jokes
D E
And I even like the birthday presents you get me
D
And we dance in the living room
E
Dance on the sidewalks
D
Dance in the movies
E
Dance at the festivals
D
Let’s dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
Chorus
A D E
Why don’t, why don’t I fall? X2
A D E A D
E
Why don’t I just fall in love with you?
