Riding Daphne Chords

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Intro: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Bb5 A5

Verse:
G               D
With my pen and paper
Em                 Bm
I am sitting at my tabletop
    C
And once again
  D               G          D
I think of riding Daphne.


G               D
Cherry lips and curvy hips
Em                 Bm
And bucking like a quarter-horse
C                D               G          
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Chorus:

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       Ab5                G5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
       Bb5
You'll chafe me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Verse:

G                D
On her knees she gave a blow
Em                     Bm
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
     C                D            G         D
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
G                     D
In her white coat and stethoscope
Em                   Bm
She came so hard she couldn't cope
C                    D
She done it in front of her bloke
G            
Our Daphne.

Chorus:

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.


Post Chorus:
     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       Ab5                G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Bb5
You'll gaff me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Bridge:

C
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
  G
I think we could rocked her mate
D
Thanks for waiting patiently
Em
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C
Hope there's no hard feelings
         D             
'Bout my manhood on your leg.

Solo:

(rhythm guitar plays the same thing as in verse)

Verse:

G                        D
She took the Hippocratic oath
Em                  Bm
She took my manhood in her throat
C                      D
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G            D
Not Daphne.


G                           D
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em                    Bm
While watching Grey's Anatomy
C                       D
And checked my prostate glad for free
G              
Did Daphne.

Chorus:

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       Ab5                G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Bb5
You'll gaff me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Chorus:

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.