Bad Astronaut Chords

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      D
I'm requesting information
              B      G
On the status of our ship
    D
The computer is malfunctioning
           B      G
It's got a faulty chip
           D                         B    G
We've been stranded in space for thirteen days
    D                              B   G
And everyone's unconscious, except for me
          D
I've been pulling up the lady's shirts
            B        G
And lookin' at their tits
    D
And takin' off their panties
                B     G
And puttin' 'em on my head
  D                     B     G
I took a piss in the captains bed
         D                             B   G
And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it


      G        D
I'm a bad astronaut
G            D
Naughty astronaut
G              D
Thinking dirty thoughts
      G                  D
And I think them quite a lot
      A        E
I'm a bad astronaut
A       E
Naughty astronaut
A              E
Thinking dirty thoughts
G                      D
And I hope I don't get caught


I'm requesting information
                    B    G
But the request has been denied
          D               
Earth has radioed an order
            B      G
To our fail-safe device
    D                            B      G
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
         D                           B        G           
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
       D                       B    G
But to tell the truth, I don't even mind
   D                         B     G
In fact, I'm having the time of my life
          D                             B         G
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
      D                          B     G      
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds


      G        D
I'm a bad astronaut
G            D
Naughty astronaut
G              D
Thinking dirty thoughts
      G                  D
And I think them quite a lot
      A        E
I'm a bad astronaut
A       E
Naughty astronaut
A              E
Thinking dirty thoughts
G                      D
And I think I just got caught