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(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Standard tuning
G C
Rushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
Am D7 G
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq
C
I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
Am G D7 G D7
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!
CHORUS
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
C G A7 D7
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
C G
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
G C
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Am D7 G
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
C
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Am G D7 G D7
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
C G D7 D G
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
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