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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*
Intro:
G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)
Verse 1:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
F5 C5 F5 C5
But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5, G5 C5
This is what she said)...
Verse 2:
F5 C5 F5 C5
She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.
F5 C5 F5 C5
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".
Interlude:
G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)
Verse 3:
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
F5 C5 F5 C5
"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5
G5 C5 G5 C5
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Verse 4:
F5 C5 F5 C5
I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
F5 C5 F5 C5
When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.
Interlude:
G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5
And guess who was with him?
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.
Verse 5:
F5 C5 F5 C5
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.
F5 C5 F5 C5 G5 C5
Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
Verse 6:
F5 C5 F5 C5
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
F5 C5 F5 C5
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
Interlude:
G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Coda:
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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G5 C5 F5 A5 D5
EADGBE EADGBE EAD G BE EADGBE EADGBE
355xxx x355xx x81010xx 577xxx x577xx
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
