The Asshole Song Chords

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ASSHOLE SONG

Intro: Spoken
D
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
G
When somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
A
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
D
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G                        D
'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

D
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
G
And don't you try to blame it on me.
A
You deserve all the credit.
G                  D
You're an asshole tonight.


D
You were an asshole yesterday.
G
You're an asshole tonight.
A
And I've got a feelin'
G                                     D
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.



D
And I was talkin' to your mother
G
just the other night.
A
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
G                              D
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

D
And all your friends are assholes
G
'Cause you've known them your whole life.
A
And somebody told me
G                           D
You've got an asshole for a wife.

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G        A7      D
'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.