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C C She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F C She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny, G G C She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go. C He ain't got laid in a month of sundays, C caught him once he was sniffing my undies F C He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen G G C He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go Chorus: C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow G C F Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, we’re gonna spite, our C G noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts C dancing in our eyes. Instrumental break: C | F | C | F | C | F | C | C | G Rest of the song continues as normal: C C She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny, F C She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs. G C She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey, C He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F C Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon, G C He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go Chorus x 2 and fade out.