Birthday Song Chords

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BIRTHDAY SONG
Jon Lajoie

Capo:   6th
Chords: G C D Em

         G
It's your birthday today

What does that mean, I guess I’ll try to explain
     C
That many years ago on this day
          D                                           G
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face


And nine months before that magical day

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
        C
And they were having a good time
                     G
They were dancing and drinking wine

C          D
Happy birthday
Em         G
Happy birthday
D          G
Happy birthday


And when they got home they were horny as hell

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
   C
And he tore her panties off
                 G
And his penis was hard as a rock


And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
       C
So they formed a sixty-nine
                    G
And your mom came at least three times


And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom

That he forgot to put a condom on
            C
And when he realized his mistake
D                                G
He had ejaculated and it was too late

C                     D
And then your mom got pregnant
Em            G
And your dad started crying
C                            D
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em            G
But your mom wanted a child
C                              D
And nine months later you were born
Em                        C                G
And then five months later your parents got a divorce