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TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie

CAPO:   6th
CHORDS: Em D C G

Em          D               Em                 D
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em              D               Em                 D
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C                     D
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C                                D
But there's one thing I cannot control

        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
  D                     Em       
A couple strokes and my erection
     D            G    
Is a thing of the past
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
   D                Em       
Sometimes it's even game over
D              G           
Before I take off my pants

Em                D            Em               D
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em                      D            Em             D
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C                                       D
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C                                 D
But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed

        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
 D                      Em        
I carry a spare pair of underwear
    D                     G   
In case a girl sits on my lap
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
   D                    Em      
I swear I'll even shoot my load
     D              G      
If a fly lands on my shaft

G   C   G
Oh~-oh~-oh~


Oh, damn it