Ikea Chords

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			     IKEA - Jonathan Coulton
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Tabbed by: Dan Wright
Email: muzikvlr1714@yahoo.com

Tuning: Standard (eBGDAE)

D    G	    A	    D
Long ago in days of yore
	G	    A	     D
It all began with a god named Thor
	    D	       Bm
There were Vikings and boats
	  G		       D	    Dsus4     D
And some plans for a furniture store

      D	      G	       A	     D
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
		G	  A	   D	       A
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
	Bm	   G			D	Dsus4	   D
As if there were apartments smaller than mine

   A Bm G		    D			D   A     Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
   A Bm G	        D		     D      A     Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
       G  D	A7
Everyone has a home
     G		 D	A	             D	Dsus4   D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

     D	  G	 A	 D
So rent a car or take the bus
	  G	       A         D
Lay your cash down and put your trust
	A		Bm      G		      D	  Dsus4   D
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size

D	   G	   A    D
Billy the bookcase says hello
 	       G		 A	D
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
	 A	    Bm	       G				   D	Dsus4     D
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl


   A Bm G		    D			D   A     Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
   A Bm G	        D		     D      A     Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
       G  D	A7
Everyone has a home
     G		 D	A	             D	Dsus4   D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Bm	   F# 
   Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
D	   A7	    Dadd4/A
   Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Bm	  F#
   Ikea: Allen wrenches
D
All of them for free
Bm
All of them for me

      D	     G    A    D
I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
		G	A   D
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
	A	  Bm	     G			     D    Dsus4    D
And a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you

D	 G	A	D
I was a doubter just like you
	D	G	A	  D
‘Till I saw the American dream come true
	A	    Bm	  G		  D
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade


   A Bm G		    D			D   A     Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
   A Bm G	        D		     D      A     Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
       G  D	A7
Everyone has a home
     G		 D	A	             D	Dsus4   D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there


| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
| r  rest
| b  bend
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