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Xxl Tab

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Intro
Piano does a F, G and C,
Guitar x 2
    b    p                         b   b                        b   b
E]----------------------------------------------------------------5---5-----|
A]--------------------------------------------------------------5---5-------|
D]--5---5/3--------3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3----3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5-------------|
G]---------------------------------5---5------------------------------------|
B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G
Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
G
Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
C
Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head,
G
Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
D
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
G
"Ooh, brrr, Mamma: he's a double XL."

                    b   b
E]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D]--3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3-----------------------------------------------|
G]------------------5---5---------------------------------------------------|
B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|


F slide G
By the second grade, I was five foot two;
F slide G
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
Bflat/slide G
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall,
F slide G
An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
D
Uncle Roy said: "Boy, you'll make the NFL:
G
"Ooh, brrr, son you're a double XL."

C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.

Intro guitar part

F slide G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida;
F slide G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
Bflat/slide C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
F slide G
They want a real man with meat on his bones.
D
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells:
G
They say: "Ooh, brrr, we love a double XL."

C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.

Instrumental Break.
not sure about the solo yet
G G C G progression

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Well, double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.

G G Ab Ab A Bb B C
Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself,
G hold
Why all the girls love a double XL.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, yeah: I'm a double XL.


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AcdcTXfan wrote on October 7 2007, 08:24 pm

sounds good, but you've got the text upsidedown

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