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Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - 20 Years of Kev - Bonus live dvd
Song - Can't Say Cunt in Canada
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
Intro C C C C
R1 C
Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
Sayin' cunt's not very nice at all,
G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
So I asked the shielas what they called it,
N.C. F C
And they said, "Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love.
G
So if ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
C
You gotta say it with a velvet plum.
N.C. C
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
R1 C
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
So I thought I'd better ask the guys,
G
And no ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
Why wasn't I surprised,
F C
When they said, "Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts."
(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?"
R2 F C
"Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo."
G
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude.
R1 C
No ya can't say cunt in Canada,
F
So when I get to Montreal,
G
If ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
C
Ya gotta say it in french as well,
F C
So here goes, "Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu."
G
But ya can't say cunt in Canada,
C
'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude.
N.C. C C
And ya can't say cunt in Canada.
