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Every Time I Shit Chords

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"Every time I Shit"
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075

Intro
C# - D# - G#

         
        	(G#)
	Well I'm sitting on the toilet
	(D#)
	Staring at the walls
        	 (C#)            (D#)  
	I can feel the cool clear water 
	         (G#)               
	Splashing soft against my balls
	
             (G#)
	Well that’s when I start thinking
	         (D#)
	About my favorite fantasy
	         (C#)            (D#)
	And my dick begins to harden
              (G#)
	As the shit pains come through me


[ Chorus ]
        (G#)                     (C#)
	And I think about you every time I shit
                   (D#)
	I think about your pussy
		   (C#)           (G#)
	I wanna lick your clit
		          (G#)
	With each fart I fantasize
		         (C#) 
	About my head between my thighs
		 (D#)         (C#)            (G#)
	yes I think about you every time I shit


[riff 2]

                 (G#)
	Girl when I get Diarrhea
                 (D#)
	That’s when I most wanna see ya
                 (C#)                    (D#)
	And when the smell fills up the room
           (G#)
	Girl, to me, it's your perfume

                 (G#)
	And with every little grunt
                 (D#)
	oh I think about your cunt
                 (C#)             (D#)
	And my stomach starts to gurgle
                 (G#)
        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed


(Back to Chorus)	


[Riff 3]
	        (G#)
	Well Girl, it's almost over
                (D#)
	Time to flush and say goodbye
                (C#)             (D#)
	as I gently wipe my asshole
                (G#)
	I choke up and start to cry

                (G#)
	So I reach into the toilet
                (D#)
	And I pick up a piece or two
                (C#)               (D#)
	And I smear the bathroom walls
                (G#)
	With these few words, I love you


[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)
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