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I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com.
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Ebm7
well, I thought I’d write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn’t last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized
(Ebm7)
this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential
B
catchy freakin’ hook
D
so I made the chorus
all about how
Ebm7
this song needs a hook
an ironic little
B
self refrential hook
D
and a guitar solo
Ebm7
[bad guitar solo]
--
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this…… ok.
Ebm7
[awesome MIDI guitar solo]
--
Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
A
Oh.
C#m F#m
baby, tell me why
E A
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
C#m
you cannot walk on it
F#m
it doesn’t have a guard rail
Bm7 F#7
it doesn’t even hold many cows
Ebm7 B
this song is sort of caving in on itself
D Ebm7
and so it’s going to end right now
B D F#
right now
