Not Fair Chords

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                              "Not Fair"
                by my wife in my next life Lily Allen
                            standard tuning


           verse 1
 Dm
Oh he treats me with respect
 
He says he loves me all the time
 F
He calls me 15 times a day
 
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
              Dm
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
              F
He's not like all them other boys
 
They're all so dumb and immature

               bridge?(sorry, not totally musically literate)
                  Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame
                  Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                        F
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

                 chorus
Gm
It's not fair
         Bb
And I think you're really mean
     F
I think you're really mean
     C
I think you're really mean
     Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
         Bb
But you never make me scream
      C
You never make me scream

     Gm
Oh it's not fair
          Bb
And it's really not ok
       F
It's really not ok
       C
It's really not ok
      Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
      Bb
But all you do is take
      C
Yeah all you do is take

            verse 2
 Dm
Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed
              F
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head
          Dm
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
           F
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

               bridge?
                 Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                  Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                        F
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

          chorus
 Gm
It's not fair
         Bb
And I think you're really mean
     F
I think you're really mean
     C
I think you're really mean
      Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
         Bb
But you never make me scream
      C
You never make me scream

   Gm
Oh it's not fair
          Bb
And it's really not ok
       F
It's really not ok
       C
It's really not ok
      Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
      Bb
But all you do is take
      C
Yeah all you do is take

Dm     F     Dm      F

                bridge?
                Dm       
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                 Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                      F
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)

          chorus
 Gm
It's not fair
        Bb
And I think you're really mean
     F
I think you're really mean
     C
I think you're really mean
     Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
     Bb
But you never make me scream
      C
You never make me scream

   Gm
Oh it's not fair
         Bb
And it's really not ok
       F
It's really not ok
       C
It's really not ok
      Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
      Bb
But all you do is take
      C                 F
Yeah all you do is take

(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)